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Date Posted: 13:54:17 07/06/01 Fri
Author: Hardcore Icon
Subject: Beware of the


***The scene opens inside Mike Mahoney's personal gym where we see Sammy, punching at a punching bag. He is wearing the green plasma design pants,a black cut sleeve shirt, black wrestling boots, and his trademark lensless glasses. Sudenly he stops punching the punching bag, and turns to the T.V. screen and watches the latest words from the embalmer. He then procedes to the mini refridgerator, then pulls out a bottle of water. He pours it down his sweaty head, then makes a wiers body expression, to show he isn't used to the tempruture change. He then looks back up at the cmaera but speaks this time.***


Yo Big Man, we better look out because the Embalmer is coming! I mean come on Bizzy we don't even stand a chance, I mean c'mon this guy is from the dark side! What!? You don't know the Embalmer, you know the guy who reminds you that he's a Lord of darkness, and is from the darkside every 3 seconds yeah him. Pshh, give it up Embalmer. You say were all talk and shit. You say there is no luck when it comes to you. Trust me buddy, your all luck! You win your matches with luck. Just luck, luck, luck period! You couldn't win with talent like me if you tried. You talk some shit about fate. Well fate says your a lucky man, and fate says I gotta use my own skill. I guess that's just the luck of the draw. And yes this is verbal counter attack. I'm countering you pathetic ranting, and raving about you being EVIL, and ohhhh, and ahhhh! And you old fart, for every day in every century you claim to have lived so far, that's how long I, The Hardcore Icon, will put you ,The Lord of Darkness in the hospital for. You wonder why we say stuff, to counter your verbal maoning? It's to get you to SHUT... UP... for a fuckin' change! Everyone is tired of you talking about how your mehthods of planing are on your own, or whatever shit you be spitin' son!

Ahhh and no Bizzare and I not goning to team up on you in any way what so ever. In fact I oughta go kick his ass more then Embalmers. Bizzare your ass needs a big whuppin! Why is that you may ask? Cause you two moms decided to have you! You fuckin' homo!! You are also luck! one-hundred percent luck! Both of you are lucky that you were born tall. Both of you are lcuky you've actually won a match in your life! Well I got this to say to the both of ya... in the boiler room brawl,your luck...... Bizzare.... your luck.... Embalmer.....your luck..... has run out!!!


***After a good break, Sammy resumes his work out as the scene goes to a commercial for Extreme Playground 2OO1 then to black.***

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