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Date Posted: 15:47:47 07/21/01 Sat
Author: The Embalmer
Subject: Embalmer's Thoughts On His Match

**Luke King and his trusty cameraman Tito are sitting in King's makeshift office (the women's bathroom). King is using the toilet with the cover down as his chair, and he is working on some documents with Tito fiddling with his camera. Suddenly, King stands up, pissed**

King: "WHAT... THE FUCK... AM I DOING HERE?!?!?!"

**Tito, equally as pissed, grunts in frusteration**

King: "I don't fucking deserve this! So what if I'm still new? I cant believe this... c'mon, Tito! Let's do an inetrview!"

Tito: "Yes!"

King (surprised): "Tito! You said a word in my language! Can you say anything else?"

Tito: "Yes!"

King: "What else can you say?"

Tito: "Yes!"

King: "What... oh, nevermind. Let's go!"

**They leave the women's bathroom, and while walking down the hall, King notices a dressing room with the words "The Embalmer" on it**

King: "Perfect! I didn't ask him about his upcoming match for the Xtreme title yet! C'mon, let's go!"

**King knocks on the door a couple times, then walks in and finds The Embalmer in the middle of some chin-ups**

King: "Hello, Embalmer. May I have a few words with you?"

The Embalmer: "Of course. Speak."

**Tito starts rolling the camera**

King: "Great. First, I want to ask about your upcoming match..."

The Embalmer: "The problem with the Xtreme title is that I do not know exactly who I will be destroying. However, I like this aspect of the belt. Once I am the champion, I will take on all challengers, any time. Be warned; you will not catch me off gaurd, and you will have the fight of your life."

King: "Speaking of your opponent, the current champion Swift holds the title. What are your thoughts on him?"

The Embalmer: "Swift? He is nothing. He is less than nothing. What a worthless waste of space and flesh that idiot is. Swift, there is no way in hell you will ever beat me. You can bring your friends. You can bring your weapons. You can bring anything that makes you feel like you have a chance. But come this Saturday, I will take everything away from you with absolutely no effort on my part. The reason I think you are wothless is because of the manner you won the belt in the first place. You let Sammy and Bizarre practically kill each other, then you show your coward self right after the match and pretty much steel the title. I hate cowards like you. Just thinking about things like that fills me with a deep black hatred, and this hatred only makes me more powerful. You will see, Swifty, what hell truly feels like when I destroy you."

King: "Thank you, Embalmer. I know you like your interviews short and to the point, so I will end it there."

The Embalmer: "Good. Now go, I am angry just to know that people like Swift walk on the same ground as I do."

King: "OK. Wrap up, Tito. Let's go."

**King and Tito leave the dressing room**

King: "Well, Tito, how do you think it went?"

Tito: "Yes!"

King: ".... forget I even asked. Let's go back to the office."

Tito: "No!"

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