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Date Posted: 13:18:16 07/22/01 Sun
Author: Jason Briggs
Subject: L-Factor, or is it B-Factor?

[The scene opens up in New York's Central Park, As Briggs sits on the park bench. He looks down at its watch has the time shows 2:43 am. It's pitch black out and sounds from local bars, and strip joints can be heared.]

Briggs: Bitch-Factor, Dumbass-Factor . . . Fuckin' goddamned San Fransico Homosexual-Factor. What ever you want to call yourself, listen closely . . .you have exactly 6 days, before your ass gets handed to me on a platter. Every man gets one shot to prove himself to his peers and upper powers, and Saturday I get my shot. This match is for the number one condentership of the TV title, a title which me total shit to me, but . . .it is a form of gold, and with gold comes power along with responcibility. But what kind of responcibility comes with a title? The responcibility of being responcible of kicking every cocked-eyed bastard that steps up to you to make the little attempt of trying to become the TV champion!

Sure I may be the "new" guy around, but that don't make a goddamned difference in any case! I will kick your little "Factor"ing ass all over that ring because that is what I do best, and that is what I am going to do to you, and that is how I am going to go on and become the TV Champion. AND IF you have a problem with that you can take it out with the bottom of my boot, because that is the ONLY thing you will be seeing come Saturday.

Now before you go off Special K-Factor and call up your mommy and ask her if she can hide your for the next two months you got to remember that everybody has to pay the piper, and my friend I AM that fuckin' piper, and I WILL make sure that by Sunday morning I AM the number one contender, and you will be nothing, but common white trash, much like what you currently are.

Now Believe That! Vitamin A-Factor.

[Scene fades to black, has Briggs gets up from the bench and walks away.]

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