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Date Posted: 09:17:29 07/02/01 Mon
Author: "The Original Lunatic" Coal
Subject: Your Soon To Be IC Champ

** The camera crew is still standing around from Spektrix's interview, and all the guards from the White Van hop out of the back with their tazers... **

Coal - EEEPP!!

**Grabs one of the interviews and drags him into the building with him**

** They make it inside where Spektrix is still walking, Coal runs by him, then the interviewer runs by him... Spektrix looks back and see the guards comming after Coal, they run by and Spektrix sticks out his leg so on of the guards trip over him. **

** The camera cuts from that scene and you see Coal and an interviewer sitting inside the boiler room. **

Interviewer - Ummm, Coal... Why are we in here?

Coal - Cause if they find me they're gonna use the big tazers!! They kept yelling at me cause the lawn gnomes are always stealing my paper slippers!! No One Believes Me!!!

Interviewer - Riiiiiiiight.... Well your here we might as well cut an interview about the Pay Per View...

Coal - Yea Man, I have been added to the IC Title Match against Swift and Mike Mahoney... Two of the same people I will be facing in the Tag Team Title Match...

TLC Match...hehehehe... Coal likes tables, ladders and chairs!! Mahoney and Swift might as well just start training for a rematch because theres no way in hll I'm leaving the PPV without a title...

Interviewer - Well, you have found a partner for the Tag Team match in Spektrix...You two seem to be quite the odd team...

Coal - The Odd team? We make the perfect team... Spektix's mind... A clear thinking stragist, and then my mind... A crazy lunatic that will do whatever whenever to get his mission completed!

You think the two of us make an odd team, throw The Embalmer and Biggun in the mix we are four of the most dangerous men in the business!

Da Top Dawgs are gonna be nothing but little Puppies, once we get through with them! Embalmer will give his best to come home with the TV Title... Spektrix is gonna bring home the World Title... I will have the IC Title, and you better believe that Swift and his mystery partner will be destroyed...

** Just then the door busts open and the biggest guard is standing there with a big cattle prode... Coal come here I'm not gonna hurt you... **

** Coal looks at the camera man... picks up a broom and whips it at the guard, Coal then dives at the guard, slides between his legs and take off running. **

** Coal runs out of the building and the guards jump back into the white van, the camera man goes with them... **

Guard - This could take awhile last time Coal got out it took us two days to find him...

Cameraman - Ummmmm it wont take that long this time.... Look....

** You see Coal in somebodys front lawn, beating the crap out of plastic lawn gnomes... **

Guard - Coal come on...

Coal - I got the little fuckers good!

Guard - Yes, Coal, Yes you did now get back in the van...

Coal - OKAY!

** Coal climbs in the van with a head of a lawn gnome he destroyed, when he gets back to his cell he makes a little sign by the lawn gnome head, which reads "steal my paper slippers now bitch!" **

** camera fades to black **

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