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Date Posted: 01:00:46 06/25/01 Mon
Author: hannaH
Subject: thought provoking story for the people:

you know how when all the lights are off, bugs seem to flock towards the computer monitor like it's some sort of gateway to a far off bug utopia?
and you know how when you swat at a fly, or any bug for that matter, they're supposed to FLY AWAY?!
well, tonight, there was this fly. he was sitting on the monitor. on the piece of plastic at the bottom of the screen that pokes out, (part of the monitor case, i guess.)
well, i swatted at him and he didn't move, so i grabbed some scissors and slid them along the plastic, thinking it would make the fly go away. and i look down and there's this weird colored liquid and a wing and a few legs...so, now i'm left to clean it up.
what was that fly THINKING?! why didn't he fly away like his friends do? oh sure he has his pride, but at what cost?!

fuckwit.

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