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Date Posted: 21:25:04 06/11/01 Mon
Author: boddah
Subject: Why Mrs. Haag hates Michael more than you. by: Michael B.

I'm aware of the cliches that come with hating your teachers. To tell you the truth, I've never really hated a teacher before. Until now, that is.

Here is a scenario; it's in play format because I am Shakespeare incarnate. Boo. It's all true, except RandomMathKid was not actually the guy's name. His real name is Slinky McNoodle, and he is brutally retarded.

This happened today outside of the math room.

RandomMathKid: Hey Michael, did you do the math?
Michael: Do I ever do the math a day early?
RandomMathKid: Did you do it?
Michael: That was my smartassed way of saying 'no.'
RandomMathKid: Ready for the final?
Michael: Hell no, but I think I'll do all right.

This is when Mrs. Haag stepped out of the room.

Haag: I hope you aren't planning to cheat on this test, Michael.
MichaelsBrain: BITCH!
Michael: Why would you say that?

I followed her into her room

Haag: Well, after that trouble we had earlier in the semester, I don't want any repeats.
Michael: I have earned a decent grade on EVERY test since then, why haven't you acknowledged that?
Haag: I DO acknowledge that, you've done a really good job.
Michael: But you still seem to think I'm conspiring to cheat, huh?
Haag: No, I was just saying...
Michael: That I'm a cheater.
Haag: Look Michael, I'm not calling you a cheater, I just suggested that you DON'T cheat. It's something I expect from all of my students, it was just a passing suggestion.
Michael: And I appreciate the suggestion, I would have been lost without it.
Haag: I'm going to ask you to please leave, Michael, I have papers to grade.

Then I left. Exciting, yes?

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H is the 8th letter of the alphabet
A is the 1st
A is the 1st
G is the 7th

Put one 1 before the 8, you have 18.
Take the other 1 away from 7, you have 6.
To get 18 out of 6, you must multiply it by 3

6 x 3

666
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I felt the need to post, being that my name is tattooed all over this Frankenstein.

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Re: Why Mrs. Haag hates Michael more than you. by: Michael B. -- josephcanlasguanlao, 19:08:03 06/12/01 Tue