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Date Posted: 18:51:22 06/26/01 Tue
Author: Lorenn Fields
Subject: Robert'o Fernando Pulled Over By a Cop

Cop: Um kid how old are you? What the fuck are you doing behind the wheel of a car? Go take a damn taxi!
Rommel: Sorry sir, don�t hit me I�m just a little Indian/Spanish bitch.
Cop: No, you listen up you little fag, get out of the fuckin car now!
Rommel reaches for his automatic rifle.
Rommel: Now what be - atche! You get on the fuckin ground now bitch, this is bout to be a rewind with a white Rodney King up in here.
Cop: Sorry kid (bitch).
Rommel What was that?
Bang! Bang! Bang! blood is everywhere, Rommel puts the dead cop in his trunk of his Lexus 300 and drives toward the border with his Spanish friends Devin and Alex.
Rommel: What do we do now, Buddeeeeee?
Devin: Shit man what the fuck was going through your mind, dumbass? Do you know what type of shit your putting us through, What did you drink too many damn slurpies
Alex: Yeah shit man your fucking crazy, you and your damn brain freezes!
Alex: I don�t even know if I want to be around you man!
Rommel reaches for his rifle and says.
Rommel: Sorry then bitches, I can see u dont have trust in me.
Rommel then busts bout 3 to 4 caps in their asses, then puts them too in his trunk and continues to his one of his families homeland, South America. It's been about 2 months since Rommel killed the cop and his so called friends and he's been keeping his cool trying not to get caught. Theses been wanted posters for his capture and death all around North and South America.
Hotel Manager: Um esay you have been staying at our lovely & exotic hotel for about deuce months and have yet paid for your first month, I need to call 5 OH on you if I don�t receive the money in, uh? how u say, 48 hours, cum prenday!
Rommel: Ah yes I have the money back here, why don�t you come in.
The manager walks in and Rommel jumps behind him and locks the door.
Manager: What are you doing esay? I don�t swing that way k.
Rommel reaches for his rifle
Manager: Your loco esay.
And then..... Bang! Bang! Bang! Rommel then takes the manager�s body and also puts it in his trunk and realizes he needs a bigger so called ��SUV��. So he goes back North to the States with a new identity and face as Robert�o Fernando He decides to go for the new 2002 Cadillac Escalade. He heard of how much space it has.
Sales Man: Hi, who do I owe this welcome too?
Rommel: Robert�o, this is my first time to the Ame-ricas and I uh? how you say want to drive a pimp car. I heard that from my main posse Ludercrist over the box yo. I want some uh? How you say hoes, Geeeeeeeeeeeee!
Sales Man (WHAT THE FUCK?)
Rommel: I want one of those, the uno with a Cadillac Grill
Sales Man: Yes, I perfect choice sir, our Escalades our the premeire SUV for the millienium. They have the latest technology possible capable to be used anywhere and whenever.
So after the Sales man talked all this shit about how the Escalade is the number one SUV ever Rommel just sat there with boredom and continued his dumb act. Once the deal was final Rommel paid for the vehicle up front with some passos he embezzled into the country from which he stole from the hotel manager.
Rommel: ThanXs my hommie!
Sales Man: Sure, and here�s a great CD with some dope rhymes my native brother!
Rommel drives the car out of the Car lot and pops the blank CD into the cars CD Changer.
Music Plays: Bling Bling money aint a thing, Been around the world I yi I yi, D! M! X!��.
Rommel: Man these guys can lay it down! Who are these guys?
Rommel looks at the CD again and he sees some small print that says
Rommel: Rough Butt Fuck Riders, huh? They got some nice beats here.
Rommel: What to do now, maybe I should go visit my good friend Roger Habon.
So Rommel drives to Florida from Texas. It took him about a week before he finally reaches his true destination, Florida State Retirement Home.
Rommel: Hi, my name is Robert�o, I�m here to see my good friend Roger Habon.
Nurse: Oh, yes he just finished his daily enema full of his medicine, you know he doesn�t take them orally because he thinks the government is constantly after him so we half to put him to sleep by letting him watch his animal porno. Then we give it to him annually. But anyways let me show you to his room.
Roger: Who is it shit?
Nurse: It�s a friend of yours Sir
Rommel: It�s me Rommel
Nurse: I thought it was Robert�o?
Rommel: He always called me Rommel so you know.
Nurse: Oh
Rommel walks into Roger�s room.
Roger: So It�s been awhile bitch. Cough
Rommel: well yeah so yeah.
Rommel sees some of Rogers fine beer in the far off corner of his room.
Rommel: Hey pass me a cold one.
So the two just sit up in Rogers room and talk about all that has happened since the last time they met. Then about 7 �o� clock next morning the nurse walks in to do her daily morning check and sees the two��.WELL I DON�T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE. I DON�T EVEN THINK THIS WAS FUNNY, OH WELL I FIGURE SOME MORE OUTR SOME OTHER TIME Rommels screen name is SlickR42 if u wanna laugh at him

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Replies:

Re: Robert'o Fernando Pulled Over By a Cop -- josep., 18:55:24 06/26/01 Tue
mario -- michaelgood, 14:23:46 06/27/01 Wed
- heh -- Mr. X, 16:53:48 06/27/01 Wed
Re: Robert'o Fernando Pulled Over By a Cop -- Rommel Fernandes, 20:15:37 06/27/01 Wed