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Date Posted: 12:59:29 07/02/01 Mon
Author: Lost
Subject: I hope I'm not interrupting

So by some harmonic convergence or maybe just because Hannah pointed me here, I ended up in this forum. And all these topics are going down and I feel like I just walked into a party where I don't know anyone. I mean, I know Hannah, but not very well. So all the girls are looking at me like "who is this guy?" and all the guys are looking at me like "who is this guy? I could take him" and I'm waiting like a Beastie Boys video to take a pie to the face at any moment. Because if I spy the pie on the way to my eye, IT'S ON. I didn't watch Lethal Weapon fifty times for Murtaugh's fine-ass daughter (well, maybe a little), I watched it so that I could be a killing machine (a lethal weapon, if you will) like Mel/Martin Riggs. So while I'm standing in the doorway waiting for the pie, waiting to see who threw the pie so that I can do a flying kick all the way across the room and take some pie thrower's head off with a sound like snapping a piece of raw cauliflower off, I'm looking at all the fine-ass chickie-pies and wondering which three or four of them I will take home with me once I've left all the men broken and bleeding on the floor like the aftermath of a British soccer match. I'll take two for the purely physical pleasure, but one of the three will have to be able to hold an intelligent conversation, cuz I need some intellectual stimulation to go with my physical. And I'll need someone just to rub emollients and rare oils on my smashed and bleeding knuckles, broken and torn asunder upon the empty skulls of those who would foolishly think they could take me, and would dare to throw a pie in my direction. And I would smile and know that life is good, that the good life is mine for the taking. God, I love a good party.

I would *duck* the pie, in case you were wondering. I'm *that* fast.

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Replies:

no interruption -- michaelgood, 13:32:30 07/02/01 Mon
- Re: no interruption -- Lost, 14:44:03 07/02/01 Mon
  - Re: no interruption -- hannaH., 15:47:58 07/02/01 Mon
    - I wish my name was a palindrome, dammit. (NT) -- boddah, 21:56:02 07/02/01 Mon
      - Re: I wish my name was a palindrome, dammit. -- el diabloh, 22:17:53 07/02/01 Mon