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Date Posted: 14:24:31 12/26/02 Thu
Author: Managorr
Subject: "Managorr...SMASH!!!"

The burly Tankdrone swatted aside the cooking units that were in his way. Fresh from his sitting in the McDonald's emergency CR chamber (just recently installed, thanks to the Maunch Brothers' little escapade), he was in his usual raging state.

"Counter-bots not serve good! MANAGORR SMASH COUNTER-BOTS!!!"

And smash them he did. A massive psuedo-fist came crashing down upon one of the Vehicon surplus Cycledrones. With a few sparks from its bashed skull, it slumped to the ground. Managorr punted it into the CR chamber. He eyed the next customer.

"MANAGORR, SMAAAAAhow can I take your order?"

The woman stared blankly at him.

"Ma'am, may I please take your orrrrrSMASH!!" The preprogrammed phrase was cut off by the whir of dangerous cooking utensils popping out. Managorr may have lost all his weapons when he was bought by the McDonald's corporation, but the replacements could still intimidate.

"I-I-I'll have a Big Mac!"

"FRIES?!!!"

"Yes!"

"Would you like that to be a combo?"

The woman slowly nodded. Managorr punched in the order and took the shook-up customer's payment. He noticed his line was absurdly short, while others were impossibly long.

"I can take someone's order over here!" Chimed the cheerful, automated Managorr. The patrons all shook their heads. Managorr's monoptic narrowed. "ORDER!!! OR MANAGORR SMASH!!!"

The lines became much more even.

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