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Date Posted: 18:29:44 09/17/02 Tue
Author: Svan'o'Leg
Subject: A Very Boring Meteorite.

A generously proportioned blond Starbase Rugby science officer was working one of the Astrometric platforms. For some reason she had not been issued with a standard uniform, but instead wore a skintight purple lycra outfit that seemed to cause consternation amongst the male officers on especially long shifts. She raised an eyebrow as a low priority alert momentarily sounded indicating part of the cosmic clutter surrounding the starbase was had left Rubgy orbit and had began falling towards Manar.

"What it is ensign?" asked Captain Chucky Tee, leering whilst Svan inspected the readings.

"Scans suggest it is a very boring meteorite leaving the debris belt to enter Manar's atmosphere," she replied crisply. "Readings show it presents no danger to the indiginous population or planetside crew."

Chucky Tee looked disappointed as Svan turned round holding a report and quickly focused on a nearby console.

"That's a shame, Svan. So... do you fancy dinner tonight?" he asked nonchalently.

"Affirmative Captain, but I would ask you refrain from observing my posterior whilst I am on duty..."

The bannal dialogue droned on.

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