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Subject: Damn, im in a tight spot.


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Columbian Drug Dealer.
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Date Posted: 14:04:01 10/17/01 Wed

Nick went on holiday for a week in Tenerife, but almost couldnt go as he has an expired passport. When he got there he almost didnt have anywhere to stay as the hotel almost did not let him stay. When he did pursuade them to let him stay, he almost got evicted as his feet stench melted the plastic balcony furniture, so he had another beer.
On the beach Nick needed the toilet so he walked in to the ocean, had a piss, then walked out.
He thought that he had seen a UFO, this was in fact the result of too many beers, and hallucinogenic foot rot.
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