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Date Posted: 16:55:46 04/23/00 Sun
Author: Spivey
Subject: hey!

Hi, I just wrote a new song and Killallenwrench (my band) won't play it......I don't see why. Here's the lyrics:

Woo doggies, you're a slut
put it in my butt
I'm gonna chase you down the stairs like your name was Tom Selleck
and then you can rub my nutsack with a flaming paper bag
Oh grandpa, make me assume the position
pumping my brown eye like it was a family tradition
pump that ass like it was a flat tire
pump it hard and make me perspire
and then I'll puke on the floor and mop it up
and then wear the mop on my head like a wig and scream into a Mr. Microphone
yelling, "Fuck me Gargamel" and "I love you as much as I love lepracy and jaundice"
and "give me the gout!!"
suck on my fat wee wee
until I pee pee
then I'll fall on my fucking face
like a bitch and yell "kick me in the junk,
then suck my spunk"
and make my lose my lunch all over again.


I think I'll start a side-project band and use these lyrics for that band, 'cause Allen doesn't especially like them......but that's ok....I'll keep you all filled in on my new band, once IU get it started....in the mean time go to http://www.killallenwrench.com .....bye.

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