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Subject: 333


Author:
A.N.T.O.N.I.O.
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Date Posted: 22:33:20 11/13/01 Tue

once, there was a woman walking down the street on the left lane on the highway. and while he was driving up the street on the right lane on the freeway, he had his arms and legs extended outward (opposite direction of the car), and motioning the limbs in a wild and zanny manner. the vehicle that he was tending to, happened to be a 2 seater. as he was in the back right seat of the 2 seated car, with his cranium and other limbs out the back right window of the 2 seated car, he was operating the vehicle as well. now, the odd thing about this, was that the vehicle was not in motion very fastly. so as he continued to hang his limbs out the back right window of the 2 seated car while operating it and not having the vehicle in fast motion, there just so happened to be an "authority" vehicle behind a light post that he did not seem to bring in to sight. so as he sped past the "authority" vehicle, the cop officer noticed something peculiar about the miles per hour that the vehicle seemed to be traveling, and he also noticed that there seemed to be a man hanging his cranium and other limbs out the back right window of the 2 seated car. so the cop officer put 2 and 2 together, and with their powers combined, he had a crime on his hands. so the cop officer trailed behind the vehicle that contained a man with his cranium and other important limbs out the back right window of the 2 seated car. the cop officer also noticed the liscense plate to read "0506JKLY333A.N.T.O.N.I.O.333FUKMNKY456", now some would findthis odd, but not where this story takes place, no not there! so as the cop officer pulled the vehicle over to the shoulder, he noticed one thing, that the vehicle was stopped.hmmmmmm!!! so he pressed on, and as the cop officer appraoched the vehicle, he noticed that the vehicle had been missing it's back left wheel, some would find this to be odd, but not where this story takes place, no not there, the tire was so very much still intact. so as he approached the driver's side window, he peered in to the vehicle. as he adjusted his eyes towards the back right window of the 2 seated car, he saw that the man had in his possession, a snall handgun. so as he pointed the large beastly shotgun at the cop officer, 7 shots rang out. PEEW!PEEW!PEWW!hmmmmm!!! one shot half an inch above his brow, and 9 inches below his hairline,hmmmmmm!!! directly in the middle of his forehead. massave amounts of blood gushed out of the back portion of the cop officer's cranium like a water fountain, minus the water, plus the blood. now, what was really odd my friends, what was really odd was that the cop officer actually died, not due to the shotgun blast to the face, but from the heart attack that he recieved one third of a second before the shot to the cranium. some would call this man crazy, but what would you be doing if you just consumed heavy amounts of LSD,PCP,marijuana,cocaine, crack, hash, the little pieces of candy that they have at gas stations that are always stuck to the bottom of the container, and alot of folgers coffee.

do you think this man is guilty of man slaughter?
i just made this up as i went along.
but it would make a good movie.

but really, is he guilty of murder? he didn't kill anyone. they could get him for illegal drug use, or shooting up dead bodies, or driving while sitting in the back right seat of a 2 seated car.etc..........

i'm juts trying to make conversation.
good story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!333

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[> Subject: Re: 333


Author:
roseynuts
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Date Posted: 06:54:49 11/14/01 Wed

how could he be sitting in the back seat of a 2 seated car,when a 2 seated car doesn't have back seats?!!

also,he shouldn't be convicted of murder,but the court sytem will do it anyways

woo!

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[> Subject: Re: 333


Author:
A.N.T.O.N.I.O.
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Date Posted: 12:29:45 11/14/01 Wed

that's the whole point of the story!!!
it's zanny!!!

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[> Subject: gotta burst your bubble...


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Momus
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Date Posted: 18:31:52 11/14/01 Wed

it's all a perspective thing... lemmie explain: the front two seats of a 2 seated car are the only 2 seats of a 2 seated car. there are back seats. only they are also front seats. there for the front 2 seats and back 2 seats of a 2 seated car are the only 2 seats in this 2 seated car.

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[> [> Subject: Re: gotta burst your bubble...


Author:
Mind Clot
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Date Posted: 22:06:21 11/14/01 Wed

I taught that kid everything he knows! Oh, and I have no car!!!!!!!

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[> [> [> Subject: NO CAR?!?!


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Momus
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Date Posted: 15:28:20 11/15/01 Thu

Dammit. i'll see if i can keep hold of mine for the night then.

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[> Subject: Re: 333


Author:
ALI
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Date Posted: 18:34:21 11/16/01 Fri

I'd like to talk about the woman walking down the street on the left lane on the highway. As I recall, it is against the law to walk down a highway, much less on the left lane. It is quite legal, however, to walk down a street as long as your walikng againt traffic. But then again who's left are we going by? Her left or his left? If she was walking on my left, she'd be totally walking with traffic which, I might add, is very dangerous. The story clearly states that he was driving up the street on the right lane on the freeway. What is does not state is if he was going North, South, East, or West. This factory could very well make my right someone else's not right meaning that she was walking down the street not right. That would be very correct because she was walking down the street on the left lane on the highway.

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