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Date Posted: 23:31:58 05/02/99 Sun
Author: MJ
Subject: PHOE my final words on the subject

My complaint about Mr. Phoe 5000

I was outraged and ashamed after hearing about some of Mr. Phoe 5000's latest bons mots. Before examining the present situation, however, it is important that I tell you a little bit about Phoe and his lecherous orations. My point may be made clearer by use of an allegorical tale. Suppose a hypothetical group of three people is standing in a room. One of those people realizes that Phoe's attempts to feature simplistic answers to complex problems are just a game to him. Another goes on and on about Phoe's scummy unsavory statements. But the third can't understand why Phoe couldn't glorify cruel provocateurs if his life depended on it, which it doesn't. In this hypothetical situation, it should be obvious that we should exemplify the principles of honor, duty, loyalty, and courage.

To make a long story short, anyone the least bit knowledgeable about his salacious background would know that as far as his clumsy threats are concerned, I will not capitulate today, tomorrow, or ever. Phoe's stories about exhibitionism are particularly ridden with errors and distortions, even leaving aside the concept's initial implausibility. In its annual report on malignant incidents, the Playstation Defense Club has concluded that Phoe's rank-and-file followers are as illiterate as they are pigheaded. Given what I know about prolix freaks, I can say with confidence that you'll never hear Phoe admit he made a mistake. It's not just that Phoe's holier-than-thou attitudes remain opaque to many observers who dismiss Phoe on the basis of his tendentious schemes and general lunacy, but also that nobody seems to realize that he has garnered enough support to discredit and intimidate the opposition but not enough support to defile the present and destroy the future.

I have no problem with the manifestly obvious statement that he is nothing if not totalitarianism-prone. I have no problem with the idea that his appeal to antagonism is dangerous stuff. And I have no problem with the special privileges occasionally granted to inane loathsome raiders and flamers (such as the power of ignorrance). What I do have a problem with are his lethargic propositions. His little world is far from reality. Having already explained that some of Phoe's annoying snow jobs are so self-contradictory, they're their own refutation, let me now state that under different circumstances, Phoe's cohorts might have ended up as obnoxious clowns drifting the streets -- unconscionable slanderers pressing tracts crammed with conspiracies into the palms of startled passersby. Mr. Phoe 5000's vile improvident cronies make conditions far worse than could ever have been the case without Phoe's inarticulate efforts for no better reason than to be above someone on the social ladder. Never forget that and never let Phoe use both overt and covert deceptions to twist the truth.

-MJB-

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