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Date Posted: 18:19:14 12/22/99 Wed
Author: MATT
Subject: Re: roping the wind???
In reply to: Tuff guy Swill from Jersey 's message, "roping the wind???" on 07:27:32 12/22/99 Wed


> Whats up fag hats??? Cowboys are wankers and
> bullriding is for pussies...im a true tuff guy!! Whats
> up with those tight jeans?? Doesnt that shrink your
> balls? Tuff Heedaman is a cockmaster! Why dont you
> freaks join the circus...im the man!

SWILL, I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD GET A FEW GUYS LIKE YOU IN HERE...IM A CHRISTIAN COWBOY SO I TRY TO WATCH MYSELF AND BEE A GOOD BUY BUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU DESERVE A LITTLE MORE THAN THE REST....SO EVERYONE PLEASE TURN YOUR BACKS AS I LITE UP SOME ASS!!...LET ME GIVE YOU SOME STEPS IN WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.....STEP #1: RETRIEVE A TOILET PLUNGER. STEP #2: STICK PLUNGER SECURELY TO WALL ABOUT WAIST HIGH. STEP #3: STRIP YOURSELF OF ALL CLOTHING. STEP #4: STAND FACING OPPISITE OF WALL. STEP #5: BEND OVER AT THE WAIST. STEP #6: WALK BACKWARDS. STEP #7: WALK FORWARDS. STEP #8: REPEAT STEPS #6 AND #7 UNTIL SATISFIED......IT APPEARS TO ME THAT SINCE YOU ARE ALREADY FUCKED MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT OFFICIAL!!!

P.S THANX FOR POSTING A MESSAGE ON MY PAGE IT REALLY MEANS ALOT TO ME....MATT

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  • Re: roping the wind??? -- Taylor aka Rebel Cowgirl, 06:52:08 04/06/00 Thu
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