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Date Posted: 15:30:19 12/24/99 Fri
Author: Clash
Subject: Everyone read

posted 10-26-99 7:53 PM ET (US)

Micheal Cole: I am in the center of the ring to interview Clash. Ladies and gentlemen welcome Clash
Clash's music plays, at that moment the boos start. Clash appears from behind the curtains,He walks slowly to the ring. He walks up the stairs, then enters the ring. Cole puts the mic up to Clash's face as he gets to the center of the ring.

Clash: Before you ask me your useless questions I have to show you fans something.

Clash flexes his muscles

Cole: In all your other federations you were in you had a valet. Where is your valet?

Clash: Good question Cole. I am bringing back Kelly and Mr. Bags. Come out here Kelly.

Kelly music plays [Man I feel Like A women!] and Kelly walks out with two beautiful women.

Kelly walks into ring first, assited into ring by Clash. He also helps the other two into the ring.

Cole: Hello Kelly. May I ask who the two beatiful ladies are?

Clash: You like Cole? Want one, it looks like they like you.

The two blondes rub Cole on the chest. And touch his butt.

Cole: I am a happily married man.

Clash: Give me a break! Just look at them Mike.

Cole: They are pretty sexy.

Clash: Go head, go in the back and have fun. I will do the interview myself.

Cole leaves with the two playmates.

Sable: Those are two of my friends I met at the playboy mansion. Aren't they sexy Clash.

Clash: And flexible, I might add.

Kelly laughs

Clash: Now onto more pressing business. Punks you inrage me almost as much as Brink the Dink.

Crowd goes nuts at sound of The Punks name

Clash: Bore Me Henry or whatever the name is...I will wait on your match, aka me being thrown to the dogs. Instead I will look forward to beating Brinks and the Punks.

Crowd starts chanting Punks

Clash: Shut up! I am trying to talk. I wonder how Cole is doing.

Clash points at the the TVTron. It shows Cole in the back having fun with the Playmates. I better collect the fee.

Clash walks to the backstage area. He finds Micheal Cole in a room. All this appears on the MystikTron.

Clash: Ok ladies that is enough.

Cole: What, wait, don't listen to him. Come back here.

Clash: Give me my fee the girls told you about.

Cole: What fee?

Clash: Hand it over Cole.

Cole: I swear...I didn't know

Clash: What you think the girls liked you because of you... Give me a break.

Cole: What are you a pimp?

Clash: No, I was ask to supple you some fun. And Kelly found some girls willing to do it. You see I wanted to repay you for your skills as an interviewer.

Cole: Really, you think I am good at what I do?

Clash: Yes, but I am not a pimp. I was to be paid by a man who told me to do this for you, but he didn't pay me and the girls want their pay.

Cole:K

Mr. Bags walks in with Cole's wife. Cole is open jawwed and shell shocked. His wife slaps him and starts nagging him. Clash and Mr. Bags leave laughing all the way down the hall.

EWA goes to commerical

After break Clash is back in ring.

Clash: If you would like to shutup and fight Bore Me Guard, I will let you join my new stable. I could help you along. I would be your caffine.

Clash leaves

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