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Date Posted: 16:01:46 12/28/99 Tue
Author: Keith Chorley w/ Larry Tibble
Subject: Everyone

 (Break the Wall Down plays as Keith Chorley comes down to the ring with the newest punk Larry Tibble.

 Listen up, All of you idiots in this fed, and bow the fuck down to your EWA Heavyweight champion and your US heavyweight champion. On Monday night i did exactly what i said i was going to do take out Tom Brinks and take out the goodfella to become the heavyweight champion, but just a few hours ago, i hear Ice, Jack Frost, and Villin come out here and say there going to take out the punks and how they want to be the tag team champions. Well since coming the EWA Keith Chorley has owned this fed, putting out the Goodfella, winning the two most valuable titles in this fed, but Keith has yet to show his tag team wrestling talent. Now Losers, you come out here and put out an open challenge, and unfortunately for you the punks have as of right now accepted your challenge.....
Now as far as the US title is concerned, i could quite frankly give a rats ass about the US title, so President whatever the hell your name is you can have this good for nothing peice of shit back
 (Keith throws the US title on the canvus and spits on it)

 Tibble: Now just wait a damn minute Keith, if you don't want the US title i will be more than happy to take it from you. So Ladies and Gentlemen the Punks proudly bring to you your new United States heavyweight champion LARRRRRRY TIBBBBBBBLE!. But now, down to business, Job Squad (ice, Jack Frost, Villin) you've just made the biggest mistake of your life challenging the punks to a tag title match, because your going against the two most elite wrestlers in the EWA, and thats a battle that you simply can not win. I may be relatively new in this fed, but somethings i know for sure, are that
1. the Villin will never be the World Champion as long as the punks are in the EWA.
2. Ice, Villin, and Jack Frost are the crappyest group of loser to ever grace the EWA ring.
3. THE PUNKS RULE THE EWA.
so in conclusion, on thursday every single one of you fucking pathetic good for nothing JOBBERs will be entered in to the KEITH CHORLEY BIG BOOK OF ASS WHOOPINGS, and that will be the end of the JOB SQUADS chapter.

 Keith: Villin don't for one second think that you are worthy of a shot at Keiths belt, you haven't won a single fricken' match, and if that is worthy of a title shot than Cooker that shows exactly how pathetic your fed really is. This Job Squad that has been assemble is the biggest joke ever, these losers should be kicked the hell out of the EWA, its a disgrace, the Punks have absolutely no competition and will continue to dominate this fed, until something is done about these CHUMPS. Villin comes out here with his frosty symbol, and once the punks stopped laughing they came up with a little symbol of there own for VILLIN:
 (Keith drops the mic as him and larry hold up the middle finger)

(the Crowd starts to chant "Frostbite,Frostbite,Frostbite" as the punks burst into laughter.

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