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rica0105 (mohantiwari01@hotmail.com)The big news is that French President Treize DuMard and deputy minister Zoot Alors appear unlikely to avoid "snailgate", where their favored farm has been taking once-used escargot shells and refilling them with banana slugs. While no one in the Guys Cabin really cares to eat snails, there is also a lack of demand for banana slugs and for MicroSoft application developers.
 |    | It is therefore no surprise that the stock price has plummeted on the Bourse. People are losing their appetite for MicroSoft Farms, and we understand why. The beloved MS Windows mascot is just as bright as ever, even if the screens of death are not quite as blue as before. The problem is that Mr. DuMard and Mr. Alors have been repurposing the beloved mascots, stuffing them in shells for people to eat. |
| Well, that worked out about as well as you would expect. Almost no one was happy with these updated escargot. Pretty nearly everyone advised that, instead of buying these, people should go ahead and send their money abroad to SEO promoters, including "application developers" conveniently located overseas but offering neither addresses nor phone numbers. No one with any sense wants to invest with these so-called computer experts, and no one seems much interested in investing in the sluggish escargot, either. |    |  |
Fortunately, thanks to the prevalence of free maildrop services, you can now contact them and find out how to transfer money. While they may not actually bring you any web traffic, there is a good chance that your web site will be transformed. Indeed, it may resemble the "delicacy" shelled up by Messrs DuMard and Alors.
No one is looking for escargot from Treize DuMard. And no one will be looking for your web site, once you send your money and computer access information to one of our approved experts.
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