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Found it and some more :-) - sorry I can' t respond properly, I must go offline because of a huge thunderstorm. Be back later... *K* -- G, 16:11:56 06/30/01 Sat
http://www.ammas.com/showAFullTip.cfm?topic=Marriage&tid=1356&stars=1
http://www.ammas.com/showtips_a.cfm
http://www.ammas.com/showAFullTip.cfm?topic=Marriage&tid=1179&stars=1
I think the white thing is the middle one, the upper one is about mixed marriages and has all the responding wogs in uproar, and the third one is pretty sad, I only glanced over it, but it seems to be a woman in my sitch with an annoying husband. Didn't read further, but saved them all to hard disc.
Gotta go offline now, huge thunderstorm overhead. Cya later. *K**K**K*
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But please make sure not to turn into a turbaned one after reading this... *smirk* -- G, 15:24:16 06/30/01 Sat
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BWAAAAAAAAA.....these wogs and their sex probs are priceless. *huge grin* And some of the solutions too..... -- R, 15:35:36 06/30/01 Sat
Raw onions? Drumsticks? Bandam milk? What the fuck is bandam milk? Is that some kind of animal over there? The suckie English and grammer only adds to the fun at this site. There was someone who said her husband was losing interest and getting a 'smaller penis' and wanted to know what to do. No one mentioned that he probably wasn't interested anymore cause he's got a new cunt on the side. Lucky her but she doesn't know it yet!
Going back for more lurking :-)
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*Big happy smile* *wow* *instant fluffification for me when I read your posts* -- G, 10:29:13 06/30/01 Sat
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More words of wisdom from da Sterns. Now I see where dk got the term from. Next comes the 'jelly', right? -- Abandoned stepchild, 10:03:30 06/30/01 Sat
Destiny's Child has a song called "Bootylicious" in which they refer to their vagina's as "jelly I was just thinkin'. Girls everywhere will be singing along with the song, indirectly calling their vaginas "jelly". They'll
probably start refering to their vaginas as "jelly" in regular conversation.
Let's wait and see. Report to the THSMB any mentions of vaginas refered to as "jelly".
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I can't describe how good and fluffy I feel when I read your awesome messages in the morning *happy sigh* -- G, 07:30:17 06/30/01 Sat
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BWAAAAAA this shit is funny -- G, 07:43:25 06/30/01 Sat
I copy/pasted this from http://www.ammas.com, the wog cooking site I visit in between this board and the Sterns (no use leading the assholes here, although they must be pretty busy at their own place with Debbies latest cryptic activities :-).
I couldn't resist and had to bring this to you. This is not a spoof, these people are seriously giving marital advice. Actually I should have checked it out before, maybe I could find some real gems on how to deal better with da wog.
*Sigh*. Word fucked up and I can't copy/paste for you. But you might find hilarious stuff at:
http://www.ammas.com/pase/searchTips.cfm?topic=Marriage&keywords=sex,%20sexual,%20foreplay,%20intercourse color=yellow>
Really frustrated because word often fucks up all my copy/paste jobs of one internet session.
Oh well, I think I'll go shopping now. Cya later. *K* and *wave*
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Aheeeem, I don't have ANY pimples on my cute bum. That's just an expression I used to demonstrate how MUCH we confide in each other, even insignificant shit. -- R, 20:53:37 06/29/01 Fri
Dunno why but my server hasn't been able to access voy since seven YT last evening. Everything else is okay but not voy. *scritch* I'm posting this from the library on my way in to work. If I still can't get in tomorrow we may have to use the fucking journal page again but I hope it will be fixed by then.
That was bad timing when the turd walked in with the two Lara Croft books there. Hey, how did you know? But at least it didn't turn out to be a long yelling match. Dk can handle everything as far as he's concerned and you don't have to worry about her ever taking shit from him.
But your diety suggests that sometime during the holidays you do the big D comparison for that inevitable day in the near future.
All your prattle was most welcomed and I'm so glad that you share and let me be of help. That's one of the reasons that we have such an awesome relationship.
If you see this before you go to bed and respond I won't be back online till the morning when I get up. Going right to bed when I get home. Don't wanna boot up just to try and post when I can't. Thanx for rescuing the stuffed animals for me. This is probably the weirdest and sappiest thing about me. Dunno why but they mean more to me than anything living (except you). Go figure!
Sending all my *L*, a *long-sweet-K*, and a *humongous-hug*
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Thank you so much for your sweet loving words - and you know, you replaced everyone in my life too - there were not many people to begin with, but you are the one and only -- G, 17:48:07 06/29/01 Fri
And not only this, but you also showed me how good life can be with someone who loves you and whom you can love in return, I can't stop thanking you for all the respect and concern and advice and *everything*. All the good things in my life are because of you, and I am awed. Glad the Virgster knows what's up and somehow copes with it. After all she gets to live with you in beautiful sunny Florida
and this is certainly no small thing. *Giggle* at your cool explanations of the word homungous.... what would have been the appropriate word for a really good squeezie, since I'm aware that 'horse dick' or elephant don't really apply :-).
I cleared out the corner, and the dust behind the boxes lay in thick layers. Shitbird usually complains that the place is dirty, but doesn't bother to really clean it. If he's confronted with dust, he'll take a cloth once about every five years and beats the dust up in the air, only for it to settle comfortably later on. *big sigh of despair*. There is really nothing you can do about it, and I just won't. Considering the way I have been titled Drecksau and all the other insults why should I clean his things. Well, one big box I could clear away, mainly consisting of children's books of dk, or old stuffed inexpensive toy animals which she didn't like anymore.
Found two Lara Croft Cheat books, and this is what nearly prompted another disaster. I had them lying next to me (I was sitting on the couch, still packing shit into trash bags) when dk walked in, holding Lara Croft IV in her hand. I showed her what I had found, and her face fell. Shitbird started giving her some new shit because she had bought a book which was already there. Only it had been lying in this dirty box in this dirty corner, and how could the kid have known ?
Well, one box is gone, three remain. When they came back I told her in his presence that I wanted him to sort through the rubble, keep what he wanted to keep or keep everything, but store it in the cellar. The cellar is another sore point. There is so much rubble down there which could comfortably be thrown away, but Shitbird won't bother to go down there with me. And since he has stored his heavy boxes until right under the ceiling, there is nothing I can do to get at mine which are buried right underneath everything on the cellar floor. Well, I refuse to care. .... Sorry for ranting at my one and only, *sigh*, actually I should only tell you how awesome, cute and sane you are, but I hope you know this even if I rant, don't you ? *hug* and *K*
I'm thrilled to learn everything about you, and I appreciate the info about pimples on your cute butt too (not that I'd assume you have many *grin*)... Missing you, but feeling sooo fluffy because of your cool and awesome post. Cya later, I've got to make some toast for dinner now. *K**K**K* and *wave*
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Thanx for offering to send the ointment and Aerotica's Christian Nudist Addie. -- R, 17:16:37 06/29/01 Fri
Gonna check it out after I post this then I'll lie down a bit and stay offline till after your call (eight or eight-thirty is fine). This is just one of those days that I feel really tired. Fucking hot out there too now and not like it was with the breeze this morning.
Da V's bite really isn't that bad. Just redness but you can tell it's not infected. There may be a stinger imbeded in the epidermis from the bug an that's why the skin is still red.
Humongouswas the word and it's commonly used to mean REALLY BIG as in an elephant or horse dick. I mean this just doesn't apply to dicks but this was the first thing that came to mind since you've permanently installed my mind there. Feel guillty yet? *shit-eating-grin* Anyways, it's used for other things like Jocko's and Gunto's egos.
Btw, da V knew from the first week we moved in together that you totally replaced her and everyone in my life. Remember this jealous bullshit where she said I should confide and tell everything to HER instead of you or anyone else??? NIGGA FUCKING PLEEEEEEEEZ!!! And remember I responded that you even knew if I get a pimple on my ass referring to how we tell each other everything?
Looking forward to hearing your sweet voice again soon. *K* and a *big hug*
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So glad to hear there was nothing serious with the Virgster, but the mind boggles on how much she needs you when she's upset (hey, I do too, but my mother never needed *me*, so it boggles with regard to mothers) -- G, 16:29:44 06/29/01 Fri
And I can see even from so far away how it must have soothed her mind that you took care of the telly and discussed her mosquito bite with her. My awesome healer (it's funny when I remember how you used to see yourself mainly as an angry person, but actually you have been this healer and Mr More-than-Awesome all this time). I am awed, and I'm awed at how much of this comes across in your post too. Soooo proud to be your evil stepmother (does the Virgster know she has a co-mother here ? BWAAAAAHAHAHA...time for another little bout of jealousy, huh ?). - And so cute to think that you might have put an ant in her bed or something... *huge homungous (word ? I learned it at the Caf, but it's still been unused so far :-) big SQUEEZIE*. - I made a mental notation to send you some of our German ointment for insect bites. This stuff helps pretty well, and we usually treat the shit with it, but please remind me when it's time for sending the prezzies nonetheless so that I won't forget that. I'd love to help, and it must be worrying if you have to see the doc because of an insect bite and then the assholes don't return your call or give you an appointment in three months (when anyone might be dead from blood poisoning *sigh*).
This Political Correctness stuff has always cracked me up. Sooooo funnt, thanks for sharing. I'll try to educate my daughter and her buds on this latest expression *grin*.
Cya later, baby, and thank you for our awesome conversation, I'm still feeling fluffy from that. *K**K**K* and *wave*
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BWAAAAAAA...this is funny shit: Did you ever hear of Christian Nudists ???? -- G, 16:49:58 06/29/01 Fri
Aerotica put up the link at the Sterns, and I thought you might be interested, since you always feel so fluffy about good Christians. *chuckle*
Here it is: www.figleafforum.com hehe
I'll be offline now until I call you at eight or eight thirty, okay ? *wave* and *K*
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No biggie with da V-ster. THe big telly in the conservatory that no one watches was accidently disconnected when the tile was laid. -- R, 16:00:46 06/29/01 Fri
She thought a storm mighta blown it out but I fixed the connection. She was pacing waiting for the doctor to return her call. Got an insect bite while sleeping four nights ago and the redness and swolleness has gone down yet. She's been known to be allergic to bees and ants but hasn't suffered any ill effect from this bite. And no I didn't let the ants loose from my ant farm cause I don't own one. But wait, what a great idea this is for 'just in case'. *evil grin*
So now I'll do some interfacing unless I have to drive her to the doctors. If so I'll post to let you know. Cya later. *K* *K* *K*
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Reading an article at Drudge and discovered that latest PC term for prostitute: "commercial sex workers" BWAAAAAAA the future occupation of anorexic cunt and some of her buds. -- R, 16:22:29 06/29/01 Fri
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The Evil Stepmother is back, looking for her much loved deity -- G, 14:51:54 06/29/01 Fri
Wow, you started and liked the Shames books. *big Pippi HOpping here*, it seems this can be another thing we share. *big hug*.
I'm so sorry you kept looking for me, every since my last post I've been sleeping like a log. And feeling so much better now, so rested, I can't tell you the difference. :-)
Really proud of you that you deterred your parents from producing other kids - see how much it helped you ? And I was too dumb to do anything and got the bastards rubbed into my face one after the other. But thank goodness that my own life is such that I have been considerate of my own people (you and dk) and that I wouldn't ever even think of replacing either of you. Not as if this were possible, cause you are the bestest and sweetest and cutest deity around, and your evil Stepmother DOTES on you. *K**K**K*
Dk and the wog are leaving as usual at a time nobody knows in advance. Actually when I awoke I thought they were gone, but this is only because she's quiet like a mouse, watching her telly while Shitbird tries to *hold* some kind of beauty sleep (hehe, 'beauty' !).
Thank you so much for being concerned, and *cheeky grin* right back to you ... I DID realize there was a double meaning in this (as if you had said I could hold it well :-)
Thank you for all the fun and good happy vibes you send me all the time, I worship you sooooo much. *huge squeezie*
Gonna call you now, and I hope the time is convenient for you. *K**K**K*
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I guess they were afraid (my parents) of letting me play with live things never knowing what I'd do to them. -- R, 12:18:44 06/29/01 Fri
Kidding really cause I never woulda done sadistic shit to animals. I remember I DID threaten them with what I'd do to siblings if they ever had the cheek to spawn them (which they didn't). Ain't no little bastards sharing (and breaking) MY toys!!!
So what time are dk and wog leaving approximately? Seems like there is a whole lot of shit there to throw away since you've been at it for weeks now but then you've been living in this place a long time. At least you didn't have someone bring home a box of books or magazines from work EVERY FUCKING DAY for 14 years! But hey, lots of them were for me so I can't complain. *sigh*
Surprised that you knew or heard of 'Fritz Lang' since you hadn't seen the movie. Didja read about it? You really retain lots of bits of random data (PC for useless shit) like I do. Kinda like static cling where dust collects on the telly screen.
Take care not to fuck up your back and drink a lot. Not that you'd forget though, right? *cheeky grin* *big smoocch* and *squeezie*
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Drive-by looking for my not-so-evil stepmother. Remind me to interrogate you later about the Shames books (they're awesome). *hug* -- R, 13:24:31 06/29/01 Fri
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Drive-by #2. Guess you're holding a long one, huh? *grin* -- R, 14:40:47 06/29/01 Fri
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My adorable 'step'-child.... come on, you are not a *step*child, you are the deity of this place, right ? -- G, 11:07:22 06/29/01 Fri
And even deities are entitled to make mistakes about voy and ITW - hey, you got everything else so right. *big smooch* for my awesome one, who is definitely not a step-child (but I think it is sooooooo cute when you call yourself my 'fucking step child', heehee).
I think the main flufflies will still be our phone calls, don't you think ? And we might even get an extra bonus, because my little V told me there would probably an outing with her dad in the afternoon *grin*.... Then I will certainly get minor fluffies from looking at the place, when I've dealt with the next three useless boxes full of shit which he just stored next to the bathroom door. Can you imagine a place full of simple ugly brown BOXES ??? *sigh*. Well, dk always keeps her room beautiful and neat, and doesn't let him store any of his crap there, and I've been taking care of the bedroom in the same way *grin*. When he had his wog parties he always used to take all the shit from the living room and dump it in our bedroom, which then like a dumpster. But this has fortunately stopped a while ago. :-)
Coincidence... dk is doing a riddle/puzzle in a journal, and just asked me about a Film from 'Fritz Lang'... I thought hard and remember what we recently talked about, and came up with 'Metropolis'... *proud smile*... see how fast I learn.... (hope it was right).
Thanks for the info on the ants, it is fascinating that *one* animal is like the nerve center or brain of the entire hive. How come they die when the Queen dies ? Telepathy ? Do they just stop eating ? This sounds like the ultimate dependency.... Sorry that I'm sometimes so slow and didn't get it right that the cute comment of ant farm dude was a joke :-( (feeling pretty embarrassed now), but maybe we can chalk it down to the fact that I was up since four o'clock today ?
I just love the entire ant farm business, and I'll surf these sites a bit more. I love it because of the way you explained it at the time, and I imagined you as a boy playing with this kind of thing (only later I learned that you didn't :-)...
Hoping that you have a nice fluffy sleep and missing you. *K**K**K*... cya later. *wave*
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Just a brief drive-by to tell my deity that I'll go and have a nap now. Coz I'm tired and it's hot. -- Evil Stepmother :-), 12:09:20 06/29/01 Fri
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My mistake I guess. Maybe I'm thinking in terms of ITW #'s but you are right about the voy #'s. Just chalk it up to old age dementia. *sigh* -- Your fucking stepchild, 09:33:10 06/29/01 Fri
I can see the main fluffies for the day is throwing out the turds shit who'll never miss them anyway. Hope the place looks better and I'm sure it's cleaner.
I guess these ant farms are still popular. Want me to send one in my next? (jk) What I'm wondering about is the life expectency of the hive. I mean the queen only mates once but can lay eggs for many years after. Sucks to be an ant, huh? Fuck once and ya have a gazillion of little ants running around but in this case the little ones 'take care' of the queen just like in fucking India and all the other woglands. Actually hive insects can be compared to the individual cells in a body with the queen as the nerve center or brain. They're not individuals at all and would die if the queen was killed. Just some more useless shit here.
Cya whenever...*K* and *hug*
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Didn't you come back to this board after surfing an hour ? *shrug* -- G, 09:31:48 06/29/01 Fri
Anyway, I'm back from shopping, and waiting for the call of some asshole insurance dude on the other phone number. Then I'll call you. - If you are still on talking terms with me, we might try to call tomorrow early around nine/ten ??? Coz of course now - not finding a reply from you I feel that I must have screwed up again. But heck, I've been working my ass off here, since shortly after five. And I realized I can make the best headway as long as Shitbird and dk are still asleep, then when Shitbird gets up, things get uncomfortable (lots of noises while he drinks his coffee, and all his fucking nervous engery and brainlessness), then they get nice again after he left and while the kid is still asleep. I'd love you call you around this time tomorrow.
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*Smile* - glad you like the new header better - the other one was a clumsy attempt at being a bit poetic I guess :-) -- G, 08:05:12 06/29/01 Fri
Today's schedule means that I'm doing a lot of real work, like throwing out more trash and such. It is unbelieveable how much useless, no longer needed Shit Shitbird has been storing in this sad place on closets (I just cleaned out what he had stored on top of a closet, and I'm throwing away a children's tennis rack -if he knew this he's fume), sorting my own files and more. This give me the good feeling of being in charge again.
I would have loved to call you just now, and didn't get through, got the busy signal and thought you'd be posting for me. It seems that from tomorrow onwards the time between eight thirty (if we're lucky and Shitbird leaves in time) until nine thirty is pretty quiet, with dk liking to stay in bed a bit longer and me being up early. So tomorrow we might want to try to have an early call. - Now I rescheduled and am going out to the post office and the shop now, shopping just a bit of meat and potatoes for lunch(yesterday's visit to the post office was pointless so I have to try again today).
I *love* the ant farm comment from 'Jonathan' - that was so cute - thank you for posting this. How old do you think the dude is -I mean, he has a WIFE !? And it seems that ant farms are still sold today, nevermind the animal rights activists *grin*.
I don't know about the numbers - for me they seem to be going up, like our latest new board started with 23 and had five digits, this one is 37 and has five. The early one we abandoned a few days ago had only four digits... But I'm not sure, of course these guys might be smarter than ITW, it probably doesn't take much, huh ??? *grin at both the voy and the ITW Bath house boys*...
Gonna get dressed now and then I'll go shopping. Sending you my *L*, and a *wave* and cya later...
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So, what does today's SCHEDULE look like? You know, the one where YOU are in control and not at the beck and call of OTHERS!!!!! -- R, 07:24:06 06/29/01 Fri
Da fucking aggro journal is now history and have you noticed the # of this board? Instead of assigning #'s to infinity (and most of them dead boards) like ITW did it seems that voy is salvaging the older abandoned ones sorta like pruning the tree. How else would you explain such a low #?
Gonna check out these urls you posted and will be online for about an hour. I like the new board header, btw :-)
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Now this was funnt..... -- R, 07:40:48 06/29/01 Fri
Little Ant dudes! You guys are cool!
I just wanted to drop a note to appologized for all
the little ant buddies I killed trying to get my ant
farm working. I didnt mean it! :-( My wife wont let
me start any more antfarms since they all just keep
dying so your little friends are safe for now. Once
again, sorry for all the casualties.
Crawl on little dudes,
--Jonathan
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Good Morning, deity -- G, 06:08:23 06/29/01 Fri
Actually I was only joking when I said 'join the gang'. I might better go back in and delete this crap, ya think ?
Feeling tired already, but at least clean. I must have woken up between three and four, stayed in bed till five. Then I decided to have a shower (I hate being so dirty, and I always feel dirty in this awful weather), and did all the annoying chores I should have done long ago: Insurance shit, bank statements, filing notes from school, and now I really feel better about this.
Oh joy, Shitbird just took his phone and is going to holler into it now that the girl sleeps. If he had more than two brain cells he would be a bit more considerate, but then that would be asking too much.
Going back to rl now to have my breakfast. I'll go shopping at eight, and then I'll be home. Gonna call you when I find a time slot where nobody breathes down my neck.
Shitbird news: The stupid DUD (is this word strong enough for the likes of him) started hollering in the kid's room and didn't even bother to close the door. I had to tell him. I wonder how I've stayed halfway sane all this time, but it's probably only some kind of sanity by degrees.... cya later .*K*
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BWAAAAAA....check this out... sooooo fluffy, I didn't think I'd find anything, but I did *big grin* .... really gotta go and breakfast now.... *wave* -- G, 06:40:09 06/29/01 Fri
http://www.stevesantfarm.com/
http://alpha.zimage.com/~ant/
http://alpha.zimage.com/~ant/index2.html
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Trying to post now...welcome -- G, 21:00:27 06/28/01 Thu
Welcome to our new and hopefully sane (BWAAAAHAHAHA) home on the Net. I hope I worked everything out right. *shrug*... Gotta go to bed now, I'm really tired, but before I'll post the url at the livejournal. *wave*
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Thanx for your good work o' worshipper of the allmighty diety known as Arbybaba. -- R, 21:31:35 06/28/01 Thu
And we'll try to keep it sane and keep fucking lurkers and religious nutters out. I'll try to delete fucking livejournal and set the time for this place. *wave*
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