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Date Posted: 22:41:21 08/09/01 Thu
Author: The nerd known as the guy who was set on fire in Fargo
Subject: The people in the trailer 2 houses down must die

I have this urge to drop a large dead moose (were in canada, eh?) onto every last one of those fat rednecks. I'm not sure if its feasably possible to do it though. I dont think a moose weighs enough to crush a Cape Breton child of fat. While their girth does give the pressure needed to render an american tourist a rotten flesh bag, these creatures are generally fatter, and far more resiliant; as the lack of cancer and heart falure in their kind proves. Its also interesting to note that in their early years, that this subspecies are actually quite a thin breed, for example, Christal, as you remember Nick. Of course, Christal's only saving grace was that she had the "Skeezy Sydney Mines" factor on her side. Ahh, memorys of free groping rights... Man, I need to grope some breasts again, in which I mean, groping without getting arrested, or just plain beated to death.

Speaking of groping, time for me to watch two goth girls fuck each others with spiked dildos in the shapes of dog penises.

uNF.

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