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Date Posted: 18:47:23 02/21/00 Mon
Author: PiRoNa
Subject: P...P...P...Pirona

{After HwF Monday Night War everybody is about to leave. But then all of a sudden "What's my Name" by DMX plays over the PA system. The crowd is not sure who it is as they all rush back to there seats. PiRoNa then walks out to a huge pop. He has a Cuban Cigar in his mouth. He has on a Black of Black Jeans and an eWo T-Shirt. He is wearing a pair of red oakley's. He struts down to the ring. PiRoNa asks for a mic. He starts to speak.}

PiRoNa: You know...{pauses}everybody was right. PIRONA CAN'T LEAVE THE HWF!! Mankind, DON'T MESS WITH ME!!! DON'T MESS WITH THE EWO!! If you do, I will see to it that you and your little buddies are hurt.{crowd boo's} Ah people don't boo me. I know I'm back. Mankind and me don't really hate each other. It's just time for a change. I"m just telling him don't mess with the eWo. Now Mankind, Team Extreme I know you guys are good. I know Mankind is one of the greatest ever in HwF. But I am up there. I am back and I am feeling great. I just needed a little break. I am back to being PiRoNa. Mankind it was nice with you when I was with you, but I figured it is time for a change. I thought you know I need a new attitude. Well it is me the same old PiRoNa. Just a new attitude. I'm still the man the HwF loves. ISN'T THAT RIGHT!!{Crowd Pops}!! Mankind if you ever want a piece of me, BRING IT!! I ain't scared of you. I know I could beat you. I know I am small, I know you are large, but I know I can beat you. I am small but I have the quickness and the strength to stay in the HwF. Some people just have to make up excuses of why they don't wanna fight me. Because they know I am the meanest PiRoNa ever, and that they will feel a real PiRoNa's bite!!! Now enough about the Establishment for now. I want to talk about a bunch of old morons. Well Yes I am talking about the PTP. Balla?? C-Rock? Oh Dick and Crock. I remember now. Those morons. I never thought I would talk about how dumb and annoying you guys are. My god your like the Kurt Angle of the HwF. I mean god look at you guys. Balla you lost the World Title. C-Rock, well like LiveWire said if you take the dash out of your name it is Crock!! So that basically speaks for C-Rock. But I want to talk a little about the man I hate. The man I have hated ever since I joined the HwF. The man who's head is as big as a bowling bowl and a freaking mountain combined together. Well you put C-Rock and Balla together you have your next giant Marshmallow. But I am making a little tiny challenge for next Monday. Just a little one. Well I would like to issue to Balla and C-Rock a tag team match. Me and a mystery partener Vs you and C-Rock. What do you say. Well first lets make it a US Title match. First man to pin Balla is the new US Champion. What do you say?? You like that idea our are you wetting your diapers with Bubbles. I would love for you to accept this match so I can beat the crap out of you two at the same time and win the US Title. A two in one deal. Aren't I smart. Although all matches have stipulations. Let's make it a Street Fight. You pick the place. I don't care if you take me to Alaska. TO fight you, heck yeah I'll do it. YOu know Balla I beat you once, and I plan to beat you again. You know C-Rock I beat you once and I plan to beat you again. It seems I am very good. I have beaten so many people before. I have beaten IcE, Balla, C-Rock, Extreme, Vampiro, my god I don't want to waste all the time naming everybody. I have beaten to many good people. I know Balla you may have been World Champ before, but your time is over. And a legend is coming back to take your time. I am going to grab that World Title from Mankind and bash it over his head like I did earlier. It was so much fun. But don't think because I ain't with Mankind I still don't have his back. I have nothing against Mankind, it's jsut that he has the WOrld Title. Balla I should have beat you once for the World Title. I got cheated out of it though. I had the match won when one of you little friends came out and interfered so I couldn't win. I can beat anybody in the PTP. I know I can. I basically have. I know I can nail any one of you with a PiRoNa Splash and win my match. But now Balla, C-Rock it is your turn for me to beat down on you once again. And if any of your Prime Time Pricks interferes I have my back covered. I have Extreme, who happened to be your X-DX'er but now he is going to beat you to a melted marshmallow. Believe me the eWo is the best. We are very good. We can definetly hurt some people. We can become the best. I mean look at us. We are all basically in the Hall of Fame or should be. And we are all very good wrestlers who like to fight. Well PTP get back to my challenge. And Balla stay away from the Twinkies. C-Rock stop beating Balla with twinkies, and Balla stop beating C-Rock with hoagies. Well enough about you. I'm sick of seeing Balla and C-Rock in bed in my mind. Oh wait that was on the security camera.

{PiRoNa laughs and starts to talk again.}

PiRoNa: Now onto my last topic for the night. On Monday I have a match with my former friends Eric Jackson and Team Extreme. I think I can beat them. But I also have Extreme and Ryan McBain at my side. This will be a good match. But of course we will win. Now I want to talk about Eric Jackson. The "Bad Ass". Eric Jackson you think you're a bad ass? You think your so great. You think your the best ever. I mean my god WHO CARES!! I didn't even know you that well. I was decent friends with you. I mean we were really good friends. It's just we both retired and I forgot about you. But you are nothing compared to me. You can't handle me. You don't want any of this. I will beat you so bad you will only taste the great steel in the side of that cell. Because I will shove your face in it so much you won't believe what steel can taste like. I know we were friends, but that is over. We are enimies and that friendship is gone. Say bye-bye to it. Because you will never see it again. Well at least not for a long time. If you are still alive after Monday's card, I will be suprised. Because you know you never gave me any credit. I win a match you say that's good then you go to the refrigarator. YOu reach for some food. And you don't care about my match. So this is a little thing called payback. I like to call it beating the crap out of somebody who didn't really respect you. But I don't care about that anymore. Now it is all about the fight. This will be the first time ever we fight. I don't care. I Know I will win along with Extreme and Ryan McBain. We are so much better. And Eric Jackson before you know it you will be lying in your hospital bed with a straight green line going acrossed a little screen next to your bed. Yeah you know what I mean. You will definetly go down. I am feeling great and I am in great shape. I have been lifting and working out a lot lately. I am bench pressing about 335 lbs. And for a little guy like me that is very good. I know your still struggling with 200. But hey we can't help that. I jsut have one hint for you, actually two. Now more cupcakes, and 1-800-97-Jenny. Perfect number for you. Maybe then you can get in shape and make a use of yourself. Also put away the bowls of cookie dough. WIth the fat you ahve on you, you don't stand a chance against me. You can't and won't beat me on Monday. Especially with the parteners I have. I am 99% confident that eWo will come out on top. We will win this, and that will only be the beginning. Then we will go on to destroy the rest of the HwF. I know a lot of people such as the newcomers don't know who I am and think I'm a scrub, but they will know differently. They don't know that I am in the Hall of Fame. They don't know I am a Two Time Cruiserweight Champ and a two time IC Champ. They think I am a scrub. But EJ you know different. You know I am good and you should be scared. Well I am running out of time so I will say some quick words about Team Extreme. Well what is there to say. They are good, they are tough, but they are not as good and tough as me. They can't hang with me. They can't keep up with me or my type of wrestling. They don't really know how good I can be. But on Monday I will show them how good I can be. Well since I have to go lift and workout, I gotta run. But before I do I have somthing to say, Prime Time Players, Establishment, EJ, Team Extreme, PREPARE...FOR A REAL PIRONA'S BITE!!!!!!!!

{PiRoNa tosses the mic and pumps up the crowd. The crowd starts a PiRoNa chant. "What's my Name" plays as PiRoNa walks back. He stands on the ramp and raises his hands. He wakls back and the camera fades away.}

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