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Date Posted: 17:06:17 02/22/00 Tue
Author: Eric "Kick Azz" Jackson
Subject: Debut Interview




Eric Jackson is shown walking out of the ring after proving to everybody once again that he can still put on one hell of a show...Eric is walking out of the arena when a reporter is running his fastest to catch up to him...
Eric Jackson: Yeah, what do you want?

Reporter: I know I haven't said this in the longest time, but Eric Jackson, can i get a word w/you?

Eric Jackson: yeah, whatever...i dont care...what do you want?


Eric Jackson pauses and drops his gym bags, and the camera man sets up the cameras, and he plugs in his microphone, and "just like this" by limp bizkit blares in the background...as the reporter gets set to do an interview. after two minutes of watching the reporter and his crew set up, eric starts to get really mad, but he stays...finally, after a long five minutes, the cameras are all set, the lighting is all done, and they turn the cameras on for air time...


Reporter: Hi! We're back with HWF Livewire, and we are here with the newest member of the establishment, Eric Jackson! If you remember on Monday Night War, Eric Jackson came back into the Hardcore Wrestling Federation for the first time in about five months, when he nailed his former friend PiRoNa with a Double Underhook Piledriver, the most devastating move in possibly the history of the Hardcore Wrestling Federation. Then, he shook hands with his former/new best friend, as he was reunited with Mankind, and now he is in the Establishment! Eric Jackson, what are your thoughts on this whole happening on Monday Night War?

Eric Jackson steps into view, as the newest addition to the Hardcore Wrestling Federation is shown on camera for the second time since his return. He looks like he has a million answers for the question, so he grabs the microphone from the LiveWire reporter, and he begins to speak.

Eric Jackson: Well, whatever your name is...I remember way back when that Eric Jackson was known as the bad@$$ of the Hardcore Wrestling Federation. The one-time Intercontinental Champ, the one-time world champ, and the two-time world tag team champion of the hardcore wrestling federation...well, he is back, and he's all right here. you know, before i quit this fed, and i took some time off...i realized how much i missed this fine federation, and how i want to come back and shove a sock (maybe one of mankind's) down C-Rock, Balla, Extreme, and McBain's throats! But now i get my change, you see...i am going to be crowned king again, and i promise that before i THINK about leaving the hardcore wrestling federation, i will be at least a two-time champion. i know i have some obstacles i have to overcome, like mcbain, pirona, hell, even mankind...but i'm sure i can do it. i mean, i've beaten mankind, but that's not the point of your question. what i think about on monday was, it was the greatest turn of events EVER in the HISTORY of the hardcore wrestling federation. it was so greatly booked, that even vince mcmahon was p*ssing in his pants, i'm sure...you shoulda seen the looks on everybody's faces when the one and only Eric Jackson came down that ramp, and beat the living sh*t outta PiRoNa, and even though Extreme came down at the end and said sh*t about his new "Extreme World Order" crap, i still managed to get my celebration in. with mankind as my partner on thursday, i am sure that i will win. me and mankind HAD the most potential in the whole hardcore wrestling federation when it all started...well, obviously he evolved into a bundle of hardcoreness, and i still have yet to prove myself AGAIN. i will prove myself, rest assured. next question, please...

Reporter: Yes, I see...well, I am very impressed on your comeback. Now tell me, have you kept up with the Hardcore Wrestling Federation while you were "absent?"

Eric Jackson: No, I can't say I have...i've had a very busy life, w/enuff stuff going on for me...i met a beautiful girl w/a nice @$$...and i just haven't been watching the shows or reading the results on this site...but that will change now. she knows that i wanted to come back, and she wished me the best of luck...but anyway, i won't need luck when i step in the ring against Extreme and PiRoNa and McBain...they all are tough competitors, but to me, quite frankly, they suck! Extreme was on my side before, but he traded on me cuz he was a lil pansy who ran around in wrestling tights all day...McBain is a lil queer who goes around and says a lotta stuff, but he doesnt really perform anything in the ring. sure, that kid's got a title right now, but who's a tough guy in his division that anybody who's as rusted up as me can't beat? come on, man...PiRoNa, you were a friend of me on the Extreme Team, but now you're nothing but a player on the other team...i have nuthin against you, you're a pretty nice guy, its just, i'm wayyyyy better than you at wrestling and talking about it (and i can back it up)...all three of you are about as good as the Chicago Bulls, the Chicago Blackhawks, and the Chicago White Sox right now...(THEY SUCK!)...you guys are obviously not a great team at all, i mean, look at ya...all three of you are starved for attention. you want the spotlight. you would kill to have me dead...and then you would kill me. i'm tougher than you, i'm stronger than you, i even dress better than you (not like that matters or anything)...once i beat the living crap out of all three of you, i will set all three of you up, one by one, and i will deliver the most painful move in the history of roleplay fed wrestling--the Double Underhook Piledriver...then i will stack all of you up, one by one...and i will pin all three of you at the same time if i hafta......1.......2.......3, ding ding ding! as "just like this" by my personal favorite band-limp bizkit- hits, you will know who has won, and you will know that who the better team is. i mean look, you would get killed if only mankind was on here...i mean, if you face only me or only mankind, you'll have a chance...but both of us? come on! you gotta be out of your mind, or drunk as a skunk, to think you could actually beat the best team in the world of mankind, eric jackson, and team extreme. team extreme--i havent talked about you that much yet, but i do know that you are former tag team champions...so you must be good. i trust you guys 100%, and i know that you can pull off as good as a show as i can, so good luck in your match, and good luck mankind. i would wish myself it, but i don't need good luck--it's plain skill, baby...

As for the other peeps, you betta watch out...

Reporter: Thank you for this interview...

Eric Jackson: Anytime...

Reporter: Now let's go back to HWF LiveWire, that concludes this interview...have a nice day!


Eric Jackson walks off the stage and the cameraman cuts the camera, and it goes to a commercial...

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