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Date Posted: 18:14:54 02/22/00 Tue
Author: Justin Tense w/ Simon Sanders
Subject: Jeff Who?? (Everybody Read *Really Short*)

Scene:


The camera show's a jam packed HWF Show at the Civic Center. A dark match is going on between two young starts trying to get a shot at making it to HWF. Eric Ross nails Harrison Komo with a implant DDT and then pins 1..2. But as Harrison kicks out 'Shove It' by The Deftones blares over the public announce system. Then after a few seconds Justin Tense walk's out carrying a kendu stick. Justin Tense then stomps at the entrance ramp and Simon Sanders walks out from the back. Sanders and Tense walk down the ramp looking and laughing at a couple of drunken fans. Justin Tense slides into the ring and then stands high on the 2nd rope as he raises his kendu stick into the air. Simon walks up the stairs and into the ring. Simon sticks his hands up keeping the two indy wrestlers back. The two indy workers stop their match and then stare at Justin Tense. Justin Tense puts the kendu stick inches away from Harrison's face and then does the same to Eric. Justin Tense backs up and then unexpectedly smacks Eric over the head and then breaks the kendu stick against the side of Harrison's head. Justin tosses the broken kendu stick parts into the crowd and then grabs a mic


Justin Tense: I have been in HWF for less then a week and already I am making a huge impact! By that I mean because I am a member of the newest and best stable, The Extreme World Order. I first made my small impact during the HWF Hardbore title match. I'm glad that The Dudleyz and Badd Blood and White Devil ran down after the match because I was damn near falling asleep. No offense to Riot, since some how he is my stablemate but that match was well less then awesome. I remained fair during the match but I needed to wake up so I interfered in the end and saved Riot from getting a beating. Now somehow when I got back to my hotel I found out that there well where some new members inducted into the eWo. Now Riot and Eclipse aren't exactly at the top of my list for candidates into the eWo. But I guess everybody deserves a shot at the big time and this is theirs. Now I am not going to go off about the reasons why I don't think Riot and Eclipse are not ready for eWo since they are my stablemates. But since that isn't why I came out here I am not going to keep on going on and on. Instead I am going to talk about how the EWO all started. First the eWo was just going to be Extreme, McBain and Intense. Since Extreme wanted to return and become big automatically so he contacted Me and then Ryan since the nWd is dead. That was the originally plan but then when we learned of Pirona's return we contacted him and he was in. That was the televised eWo but now we have gained three new members, Tommy Smith, Riot and Eclipse. So at this very moment we have seven members, which seems like alot but power in numbers is always a good thing. See before anybody even knows it the Extreme World Order will be on the top of HWF. The debut of Extreme, Pirona and eWo stole the show because Eric Jackson's debut was totally overshadowed. Nobody really gave a damn about Eric Jackson only when he came out the first time and then gave Pirona his little weak as hell DoubleUnderhook Piledriver.



Justin Tense laughs when he see's Simon Sanders stomping on the downed HWF try-outs


Justin Tense: Damn, Simon chill! I already knocked them out, what your doing is pretty f'n pointless but anyway. Now tommorrow I have my debut match against, Jeff Matthews. So Matthews, you decided to ditch that little pot-smoking, want to be hardcore jobber Road Dogg and decide to go solo. Well Matthews that isn't really important to what I was going to say. Matthews, after your embarrasing lose to Eclipse you now get to face 'The Hardcore Messiah' Justin Tense. Now Matthews, your record in HWF well is not the greatest and it's probably down their next to where the Dudleys and Streex records are. Now you see Matthews, that qualifies you as a well jobber! You don't seem to have realized it yet but you will come this Thursday. Your nothing compared to me and well as a matter of fact you are nothing. You'll never become something big or make a impact in HWF. You'll always be on the outside and out of the spotlight. You'll never become a big superstar in HWF, you'll never be in the HWF's Top 10 Best Wrestlers. Your shirts and memorablilia will continue to sell at a drastically slow pace and being discontinued every day. But wait a second, do you even have any memorablilia? That's a answer I might need to find out. Matthews the only way you could get over is possibly because of your little midget ho girlfriend. And she is becoming to be quite a bore with the fans and everybody backstage. *Sanders laughs as he just got what Tense said* There ya go Sanders, your a little late but atleast you got it. See in this StairWay To Hell Match, I will show how hardcore I really am by give you the beating of your worthless career. Just watch some tapes of my past matches in the various federations I have taken over. This match is sort of my stipulation because I am 11-2 in Stairway to Hell Matches. And my two losses came courtesy of screwjobs because I was facing a member of the corporation. But anyways that's not important right now. Matthews, you better train like a little b*tch because your never going to beat me in my own stipulation, much less beat me at all. I mean damn come on, you lost to Eclipse and that's pretty f'n bad. I'm sorry I shouldn't be talking about Riot and Eclipse like that since after all they are eWo members. Jeff Matthews a.k.a 'The Rage', haha that's a bunch of bull. The only Rage you could have inside because of all the matches you've lost. Now a normal guy would have tons of rage built up inside if he lost as many times as you but you only have a few pints of rage inside since well your a little jobber. Matthews, you can expect to be taken to the extreme because I am the 'Hardcore Messiah'! Now That's Not Just The Coolest, That's Not Just The Greatest, That's Justin Tense!



Justin Tense stands on the top rope as 'Shove It' By The Deftones plays and Simon and JT walk backstage



Justin Tense

Simon Sanders



Sorry It's So Short But I Have To Go Out And I Just Thought I Would Post It

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