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Date Posted: 14:11:22 01/16/02 Wed
Dajon On Holiday
One day in Ibiza, the boys were relaxing by the poolside, and Ben pulled himself out of the pool, and walked over to Dajon.
"So, what d'ya think of Ibiza then Dajon?"
The percussive beast looked up from his Daily Mirror crossword and said "I love this island, but this island's killing me.."
Dajon's Grandfather
One day, Dajon was at his Grandfather's house. He was enjoying a strong cup of tea, when the boys called at his house.
"Come in lads!"
The Gomez boys came in, and Dajon went out to prepare some digestive biscuits for everyone. Whilst he was away, Dajon's Grand-daddy let out a huge moan, and a thud was heard from upstairs. The Gomez boys being so considerate, rushed out to Dajon and told him.
The percussive minnow looked up from the digestive biscuits, and said:
"He's fine, don't make no sound!"
Dajon's Visit to the Hospital
Alas, Dajon's pet wallabee, Spunky, was unwell. He had ate an unripe orange, and developed a rare heart blood clot due to unripe oranges. Dajon took him to the vet, and then the vet broke terrible news to Dajon.
"Dajon, Spunky needs surgery."
Dajon broke down, and cried. "What's wrong?" Asked the vet.
Red eyed, Dajon looked up, and said.
"But vet, open-hearted surgery never works!"
hahaha... oh they make me chuckle..anyone else like em? If so, I'll post more on ZYX!
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