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Date Posted: 15:28:37 01/04/00 Tue
Author: spivey
Subject: Charles Chaplin

Charlie Chaplin began his career as a circus clown, in Barnum and Bailiff's flying circus. He began to grow tired of constantly getting hit in the face with pies, so he then moved on to circusfreakdom. He went in under the name of "the incredible pedophile man", his stage act was that he had anal sex with teenage girls......when this became boring, he resorted to dogs and goats. Soon after he even joined with the Elephant Man in a stage porno.
Though Charlie enjoyed molesting "Ellie", as he called him, he decided to move on. Soon, Charlie began to perform off stage, in his own home by shoving rusty saw blades in his rectum and having people pay him for it.
Unfortunately, Charlie was found out and he had to run from his native Kenya to do watered down shows in America. Poor Charlie.
Please love me.
-Spivey

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