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Subject: jokes


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Date Posted: 05:35:28 07/06/01 Fri

i luv buffy but i also iuv jokes here is a joke i got off my friends:
a boy called max was told to learn his alphabet for homework
so he asked his mum who was doing the washing up what the first letter of the alphabet was and she said "shut up" so he wrote down shut up for the first letter of the alphabet.he then asked his big brother who was singing along to a song what the second letter of the alphabet was and he said "yeah yeah yeah" so he wrote down yeah yeah yeah for the second letter of the alphabet. he then asked his big sister who had just found her favourite cd what the third letter of the alphabet was and she said "boy wonder" so he wrote boy wonder for the third letter of the alphabet.he then asked his little sister who could only say "lollipop" what the fourth letter of the alphabet was and she said "lollipop" so he wrote down lollipop for the fourth letter of the alphabet
At school next day the teacher said "Max, stand up and recite the alphabet" "shut up" "do you want to go to the headmaster,boy?" "yeah, yeah, yeah." Max goes to the headmaster's office. "What is your name?" "Boy wonder" "what do you think you deserve?" "a lollipop"

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