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Date Posted: 19:20:42 03/30/03 Sun
Author: schwabra
Author Host/IP: dialup-67.74.13.31.Dial1.Cincinnati.Level3.net / 67.74.13.31
Subject: The old lady

The old lady.
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated young girl.
Holding her hand to her chest, she says to the girl, "If you knew what I have, you would give me your seat." The girl gets up and gives up the seat.
The girl then takes out a fan and starts to fan herself. The woman looks up and says, "If you knew what I have, you would give me that fan." The girl gives her the fan.
Fifteen minutes later the woman gets up and says to the bus driver, "Stop, I want to get off here." The bus driver tells her he has to drop her at the next bus stop, not in the middle of the road. Her hand across her chest, she tells the driver, "If you knew what I have, you would let me out here." The bus driver pulls over and opens the door to let her out. As she's walking out of the bus, he asks, "Madam, what is it you have?" "Chutzpah," she replies.

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