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Date Posted: 21:46:03 02/21/03 Fri
Author: Schwabra
Author Host/IP: 2Cust251.tnt1.cincinnati3.oh.da.uu.net / 67.241.10.251
Subject: Kids talk about the Bible

The following statements were written by children about the Bible:

Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.

Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.

Moses died before he ever reached Canada.

Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

David was the Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Bible times.

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