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Date Posted: 06:50:47 01/29/02 Tue
Author: Becky
Subject: I wanna play sexytunes...

I wanna play sexytunes...

If you've never seen an elephant ski then you've never been on acid!

We will shag him as soon as we know how.

Big fuckoff beards!

I want to fill this rat with the entire Gobi Desert.

I want to live till I die. No more. No less.

Your cat is drilling behind the sofa.

We left an ordinary horse. Byeeee. Thought you'd like it.

The NRA says guns don't kill people...people kill people. I think the gun helps!

I don't mind homophobics. As long as they do it behind closed doors.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

What can be more surprising than the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade?

I did a bit of Latin in my time. But I can control it.

We want speed archaeology! Big fuckoff diggers!

Oranges and pears can fuck off! They're ripe for HALF AN HOUR.

Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world!

Ello, we're murderers...er....twix, please.

There was supposed to be a moral to this story. But because I'm dyslexic, it is in fact...a marble.

God to Noah: No, make it an Arc. With a big room for poo.

Cake or death?

Some people aren't on the edge...they're right on the lid.

And after a while, Noah realised he was actually punching a baboon.

Elephants were much more lithe in Roman times. Much more like Austrian ski instructors.

I'm covered in beeees!

Dear Paul...brackets - Saint, apparently - ...fuck off! Love and kisses, the Corinthians.

Danger could be my middle name. But it's John.

Stand well back, never go back to the universe once it's been lit.

I will eat all the leaves on this tree and then other giraffes may die. I am an evil herbivore.

Twang 'em into a tree.

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