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Date Posted: 14:05:26 01/12/00 Wed
Author: Spivey
Subject: skin care

There are a lot of great and cheap skin care products out there, I should know, I've tried a lot of them....and quite a few that didn't work at all.....and one that actually made my skin worse! I won't bore you with the details of that time, but I will tell you a VERY cheap one that is easy to obtain and works wonders....I sent to this tip to "Hints From Heloise", and you might've seen it in the paper about 5 months ago.
The best skin care product I have found is a natural fluid that is rejuvinating and refreshing...my husband's semen. You just get him to blow his load (if you don't feel especially "in the mood", then just ask your mate or boyfriend to look at some pornography and use his hand). Get under his erect mantool as he's spurting and make sure to get plenty in your eyes...it hurts at first, but after the stinging goes away, you'll notice those crow's feet disappear as if you were 16 again! Plus, it makes a great dessert after a hearty meal of dicksteak.
That's alll for this time, friends, please email me for more great tips!
-spivey

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