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Date Posted: 01:38:37 05/14/02 Tue
Author: mark
Subject: Re: cock and balls
In reply to: lloydy B 's message, "cock and balls" on 01:28:48 05/14/02 Tue

as in kingsheath the other day shopping for a powerfist when this genestealer swarm attacked this blood angels dreadnaught. you couldn't script it, you really couldn't.

i skip like A tapdancer.

anyone fancy watching Rosie Goes Shopping or perhaps Three Faces East starring Chick McGill?

i hollowed out my ass so i could hide my stolen goods in there - fresh fruit and veg.

i've seen Rosie GOes Shopping, and to be honest I found it's portrayal of shopping patronising and racist. the pig fuckers.

Talking about pig fuckers, I was at my friend Luke's house lastnight and he showed me a video of a pig fuckign a man. It was bloody vile. The man must have been a loony or a twat.

that is pretty far out. 'i'm trying to bang this fuckin' broad - she's fuckin' beautiful'. ah, joe pesci, you little bastard. a bit like danny devito but without the great resume - twins starring arnold swarchenemiumk. the one from junior and jingle all the way. and conan.

'they call him henry two-times cus he says everything two times!'
'hey suck my balls suck my balls.'

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[> [> Re: cock and balls -- Hen Hen Hen, 01:46:58 05/14/02 Tue

joe Pesky has no balls.

he never went through puberty. hence the shortness. and the squeaky voice.

however, my deep voice and hite and ginopurmous testes show i started @ 4.

Where do you think Andrezjzjzjzjzjerejzjzjzjz is today guys? Do you think he's playing sharks with his son or do you think he got battered on cheap booze lastnight?

i tell you what, i reckon anmdrzejs been through puberty and out again a good few times.

its our annerversery soon, and my wife says, 'take me somewhere i've never been before'.
i say - 'how about the kitchen!'
you're a great crowd.

and you're a cad.

since when was sisqo in goodfellas?

since the re-imaging by tim burton. also look forward to puff daddy in the godfather 4.

whaddya think i am, a schmuckonwheels?

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