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Date Posted: 11:18:24 01/20/00 Thu
Author: cliffy orbison
Subject: a funny little story about me

I was on a flight this one time, and I made a bet with my friend that i could get the Stewardess to go out with me or at least kiss me. If i lost the bet..i would have to do something horrible..but he didnt tell me what. Oh dear lordy i should have not taken this bet...when he said that...but i did, cause i like a challenge. So, I began putting the moves on some hot looking stewardes..I gave her the old "Whats your sign, baby." which never fails to get a girlie in the sackarooney...but this time it failed! I then tried then always effective..."Hey baby, you got the time??" But again I was denied!! I brought out the big guns...with a nice "Hey, is your dad a theif? Cause he stole the stars outta the sky and put em in your eyes!" But yet again, I was laughed at and left alone! So I decided to try the subtle approach...with a "Hey bitch, why dont you suck my big hulking sweat cock and ball sack dry???" And yet again, i was denied any friendlyness...I even got a smack in the face for that one. Well I tried and tried the whole flight and got nowhere. I think the stewardesses where talking to each other about me and telling each other to turn me down. Blast! What a fix I got myself into, golly gee! So then we landed and my friend said it was time for me to live up to my end of the bet...so i agreed. He took me into the bathroom and pulled out from his suitcase a colostomy bag...he said i had to eat spaghetti out of it! Ooooooooooooh it was awful!! It was terrible!!! And worst of all, a security guard came into the bathroom while i was finishing my meal!! Oooh it was sooo embarrassing!! I was arrested for causing a public disturbance and I was escorted to the police station where i was sodomized repeatedly by horney drunken indians who were supposed to be sleeping off the crack that was running through their systems!! Oooh my ass hurts like sugar ray lenard just shoved his massive boxing gloved hands up there!!
well thanks for your time
and remember kiddies...dont take bets cause you will always loose and have to eat human waste and you then will get sodomized in a turkish prison!

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