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Date Posted: 01:31:53 09/20/05 Tue
Author: Caro
Subject: Here, Aljo.. another one to get those "looks" again..

A Red Indian With One Testicle

There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone."
So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name
and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked
and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
"Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her
deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.
He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from
exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he
would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name
until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
away for many years.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when
she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you,
Onestone."

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he
made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love
to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but
Yellow
Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story? ...

OH, come on, take a guess!

Think about it.

(You're going to love this!)

And the moral is:

You can't kill two birds with one stone!

;) hehehe

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[> I told that today... -- aljo, 17:30:11 09/21/05 Wed [1]

People SWORE at me!!

ROFLMAO!

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[> [> Re: I told that today... -- Caro, 18:27:17 09/21/05 Wed [1]

lol

I was sort of hoping that you would get "the look"...

I'll see if I can find more :-))

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