<blink>American Bulldog is here, and he is ready for his title...</blink> -- EHW RP BOARD

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Date Posted: 11:00:22 01/25/00 Tue
Author: Future EHW World Champion,<br>American Bulldog
Subject: <blink>American Bulldog is here, and he is ready for his title...</blink>

"Nookie" by Limp Bizket plays and American Bulldog walks to the ring in his white shorts, white boots, and proudly holds the ropes for his lovely vallet Pluto to get in. The fans cheer loudly since they know what this man can do, and they watched the four time and first SIW World Champion win his fourth World Title and become the first man ever to win all of the titles there in one night. It looks as if he is about ready to speak and the crowd instantly dies down to a whisper, and then goes deadly silent...

Ladies and gentlemen, American Bulldog is here to prove a point, and that is he is the best wrestler ever! That is right, ladies and gentlemen, American Bulldog is going to win that World Title Tournament here if it is the last thing he ever does for his wrestling career or in the EHW. Here is the deal, all of the people here in this federation think they are great? Using big intellegent words such as the (Censored)? Well they aren't that great at all. In fact they are worse than the people American Bulldog had to go through to win all of his SIW titles, and they were a joke. The question remains, is anyone in this federation going to step up to the plate and challenge American Bulldog? Probobly, but once the first of you loses so miserably it will be horrible for the rest of you to try. Now, ladies and gentlemen I ask of you, why come to see this when you could come and see some real showing? Well this is why, because American Bulldog is going to take every one of these phony wrestlers and throw them out of the ring onto the hard concrete floor in the EHW arena, and then he is going to eliminate them from the tournament using the Running Powerslam he calls the "Bulldog From Hell." After that you know the history, and you will also know the future.

With those parting words "Nookie" by Limp Bizket shakes the EHW sound system and American Bulldog walks out of the arena with the many cheers and ovations of his dear fans, and the smell and taste comes into the air that he will be the first ever EHW champion...

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