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Date Posted: 11:58:42 08/14/01 Tue
Author: Buzzkiller
Subject: Tourney

*Enter Sandman by Metallica hits, and Buzzkiller walks to the ring, Corona in one hand and a mic in the other*

*He proceeds to speak*

Buzz: "Well it seems that everybody around here is involved in this tourney for the WPPF title. Well, I've got news for all those involved: Don't waste your fucking time trying to win, because you CAN'T! I have already beaten some third-rate piece of gopher shit, and now it appears that i am fighting the winner of the Corruption vs. Goldberg match. Let's take a look at these "fine" competitiors.

Corruption: I've never heard of this guy, so he's probably some lower rate whoop-asser just looking to make a name for him self. I'll make a name for himself if he gets past that flaming queer Goldberg.

Goldberg: This little queer is probably the gayest thing I've seen since Golddust. I mean come on people, he tries to make passes at Drew. If this little flamer beat the other guy, then his little precious win streak is OVER!

*Buzz takes a drink of the Corona and continues*

Buzz: "After I go on to the third round, whoever the hell that guy is, he is just another piece of roadkill on my road for the WPPF title. That would take me to Round 4. If my calculations are right, that would be the finals, if the finals would be a 5-man match. Well, then, I won't even bother describing what will happen in that match, because you can't escape the inevitable; which is Buzzkiller standing above 4 broken bodies with the gold in my hand......... I rest my fucking case."

*Enter Sandman hits and Buzzzkiller walks out*

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