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Date Posted: 13:04:18 08/05/01 Sun
Author: Florist Rump
Subject: Lahf is lahk a chawklit stahwfish

Hih, mah name is Florist Rump (Ah don't sell flahwers), you can call me Florist Rump. Me and mah best good friend Bubbuns are advertisin'a new seafood company. Now, we ain't lahk dem Shrimp thangs, nossuh, we's lahk ta catch us some a dem stahwfish, see. And not jest any tahp a stahfish, we's a-lookin' for the special chawklit kand. Raht now, we jest stahtin' out, see, but we's a-hopin' to make it big one day, see. Bubbuns said to me one day, he said, "Florist, if'n we wanna make it big, wha don' we trah a'vertisin' on Doctuh Boowtee-Bot's websaht?" And then Ah said to Bubbuns, Ah said, "Bubbuns, y'know what Ah thank..." And heah we are. A'vertisin' on the good Doctuh's websaht. So if'n ya lahk some a dat premium stahfish, just give the Bubbuns-Rump Stahfish Company a hollah, heah? An we sure t'answer yo call, see.

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