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Subject: Don Ahern urinates!!


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John Ahern
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Date Posted: 20:45:27 12/29/03 Mon

For years Big Apple patrons witnessed a scientific impossibility. Former Bayonne Dodger, Don Ahern would arrive at the Big Apple at noon, immediately after his Dodger game. Don would drink beer non-stop until midnight without ever getting up to urinate. Either he was a scientific marvel or he discovered "Depends" at an early age. Once Ahern parked his rump on the barstool, it didn't move for 12 hours! 2 pizzas and 30 beers later...no pee!

Word out of Bayonne, is that after 10+ years, a wife and a couple of kids, Don has finally urinated!!

This news spread like wildfire across Bayonne.

Former teammate Kevin Tomczak when hearing of the wonderful news responded.."don't talk to me about that son of a bitch! Don't you have anything better to write about than Ahern peeing?!"

Big Apple patron Joe Price was optimistic..."maybe I'll pee someday!!" was his response.

Gina Bottino said, "I'm just happy for his wife and kids!"

Big Apple owner, Vinny Bottino could not be reached for comment. Turns out he was busy peeing.

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