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The current update says that 35 houses are totally damaged and several more injured. Norway has a chronic and increasing tendency to be struck by real big accidents like this fire, that surprizingly did not kill anyone this time. In the time since Christmnas Norway has also been struck by an allarming number of smaller fires with deadly outcome. The amount of smaller accidents of other types with deadly outcome is also allarmingly high in this country. In addition is the Norwegian population one of the most disease-ridden in the whole western world. The truth about Norway is very different from the glorious picture this coubtry has managed to create about itself and that most foreigners believe in. If anything can go wrong, it goes wrong with a high probablility in Norway, and it hits Norwegians as well as visitors from other countries in Norway.

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As a teenager I has a summer job in a medical spa in Oslo Norway. My job was to prepare the baths that the clients had ordered and to tidy, and do some of the simpler bodily services. The clients used to walk around naked, but with a towel around the hip area that was taken away for the baths and treatments. Most treatments, like massages, comprized the whole body except the genitals.

The area had a central corridor with treatment room at each side, whith the doors mostly open all the time. One room usually had the door closed and was mostly unused.

But one day in an idle moment when I walked along the corridor, the door was open. At a table in the small room lay a man on his side with bare bottom pointing towards the entrance and with his legs flexed up. One of the therapists was giving him an enema. He stood holding the nozzle inside his rectum with one hand and holding the container with the fluid up in the air with the other harm. The activity was so blatantly exposed that I was stuck by surprize.

The next time I came, nearly half an hour later, the man sat on a toilet in the same room, still with the door open, while the therapist said "just sit on". Apparently the man wa badly constipated.

In Norway we have a more relaxed attitude towards nakedness that in some other places, and at that time even more relaxed than now. I regarded this job as just another job without any sexual significance, perhaps except when the client happened to be a teenager, which only happened a couiple of times. But this particular event with a man getting an enama fully exposed struck me as rather pecuolar.

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Has Dragons Ever Existed

Modern scientists are generally laughing about the belief in dragons by people in older time. But if we stydy what properties people actually attributed to dragons, we easily see that the word dragon was used about reptiles that in fact existed in former periods or still exist.

First of all, a dragon has a reptile-like body with a more or less long neck and a long tail. Furthermore the dragon was thought off as a predator with a specific behavior of luring at the pray and then swiftly plunging foreward and caching it. A dragon has a clefted red tongue, and usually has the ability to spit fire. It has shells and usually a comb running along the top of the neck and back. The size can vary from small to very big. In addition a dragon is thought to have wings, usually fairly small however.

You can find reptiles with all these properties, except the ability to spit fire. But reptils have the habit of sticking out the clefted tongue and waving it so it looks like a flame.

A big and dangerous reptile, called the comodo varan, living on islands in south east Asia, has all these properties, but lacks wings.

Another reptile, the so-colled flying dragon or Draco volans, living in south America, also has wings in addition, and can glide from branch to branch of trees. This reptile is small however.

And of cource many extinct reptiles conform to the definition of a dragon, and fairly intact scheletons of these have been found so people new about them, but could not decide if these still were living some place. Usually people thought so, but that thought was not stupid.

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