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Date Posted: 09:17:11 01/01/02 Tue
Author: NightWing
Subject: Read Me

The Real UO BoyScout

May I Have Your Attention Please?
May I Have Your Attention Please?
Will The Real UO Boy Scouts Please Stand Up?
I Repeat Will The Real UO Boy Scouts Please Stand Up?
Uhhhh Where Gonna Have A Problem Here.
Ya'll Act Like U've Never Seen A Red Person Before.
Key Boards All On The Floor Like..,Counselor Bursting The Door,
And Started Banning Ur Ass First And Last...
Its The Return Of The........, (OSI) Oh Wait, He Didnt Just Say What I Think He Said? Did He?
And Lady MOI Said.....
NOTHING YOU IDIOTS! Lady MOI's Dead! Shes Locked In My StrongBox!
Them And Em P P Pv P P PvPers. (OSI) Where Sick Of Them. Look At Them.
Walking Around. Casting There You Know What. Targeting The You Know Who.
Yeah But There Such A Kewl Group.
Yeah Well We Prolly Got Acpl Things Either Way.
But No Worse Than Whats Goin On In Lady MOI's Office!
Some Times We Just Wanna Call A GM And Let Loose.
But Cant, But Its Cool For RPers To Bitch At Us; Its No Use!
My Cursors On Ya Ass, My Cursors On Ya Ass.
And Maybe If Im Lucky Ull Give It A Little Tweak.
And Thats The Message We Deliver To Little RPGers.
And Except Them Not To Know What A PK Is.
OF Course There Gonna Know What A PK Is; They've Got WTFMan.Com Dont They?
We Aint Nothin But PvPers.
Well Some Of Us PKs Who Hunt Others Like AE's
But If We Can Thee And Thou
Theres No Reason Why Trammel Cant Be
But If You Feel Like I Feel I Got Da Antidote!
MOI Blow Ya Manager!
Sing The Chorus Here It Goes!
Im The Real UO BoyScout
Yes Im The Real UO BoyScout.
All You Other Uo BoyScouts Are Just Imatating!
So Wont The Real UO BoyScout Please Stand Up
Please Stand Up Please Stand Up
Cuz Im The Real UO BoyScout
Yes Im The Real UO BoyScout.
All You Other Uo BoyScouts Are Just Imatating!
So Wont The Real UO BoyScout Please Stand Up
Please Stand Up Please Stand Up
Well EA Dont Gotta Care To Sell Games
Well I Do.
So Fuck Them
And Fuck You Too!
You Think I Give A Damn About Getting Banned?
Have Of You Prics Cant Even Keep Up With Me Let Alone Duel Me.
But UO Scout What If You Get Banned? Wouldnt It Suck?
Why So You Can Get Me On AC?
Sit Me Dex To Ron Mcdonald?
Grey Beard Better Switch Me Spots.
So I Can Sit Next To NightHawk And Crew.
And Hear Em Argue Over Who Loots First.
Little Bitch Put Me on WTFMAN.com
Yeah Hes Good But Isnt He Another Of X Lord X's Chars? HiHi
I Say DownLoad UOE
And Show The Shard FastWalk Like Me
Im Sick Of You Little Newbie and Rp Groups
So We Have Been Sent Here To Destroy You
And Theres 1000 Others Similiar To Me,
Who PvP Like Me,
Who Just Dont Like RP Like Me,
Who Dress Like Me,
It Just Might Be The Next Best Thing But Not Quite Me!
Cuz Im The Real UO BoyScout
Yes Im The Real UO BoyScout.
All You Other Uo BoyScouts Are Just Imatating!
So Wont The Real UO BoyScout Please Stand Up
Please Stand Up Please Stand Up
Cuz Im The Real UO BoyScout
Yes Im The Real UO BoyScout.
All You Other Uo BoyScouts Are Just Imatating!
So Wont The Real UO BoyScout Please Stand Up
Please Stand Up Please Stand Up
Im Like A Mad Man To Follow
Cuz Im Only Givin U 2 Secs To Cure
The Only Differnce Is You Cant Seem To Run
I Just Get Online And Cast it.
And 90% U RPers Hate it.
The U Wonder How UO SuXs?
Its Funny Cuz At The Rate Im Going,
When Im 3 Yrs In Ill Be The Only Counselor Bitchin
And Im Talking But No One Is Listening
And Every Single Player Has a PK Lurking
Who Could Be Counseling,
Fuckin Ur Skillz Up
Circling Your System In The GY
Screaming NEWBIE FUCK
With His Reflect Down
And His HP Up
So Will The Real BoyScout Please Stand Up
Put One Of Those Spells On Each Key Lock
And Be Proud To Loot Ya Ass And In Control!
And One More Time Loud Ass Ya Can. How Does It Go?
Cuz Im The Real UO BoyScout
Yes Im The Real UO BoyScout.
All You Other Uo BoyScouts Are Just Imatating!
So Wont The Real UO BoyScout Please Stand Up
Please Stand Up Please Stand Up
Cuz Im The Real UO BoyScout
Yes Im The Real UO BoyScout.
All You Other Uo BoyScouts Are Just Imatating!
So Wont The Real UO BoyScout Please Stand Up
Please Stand Up Please Stand Up
Cuz Im The Real UO BoyScout
Yes Im The Real UO BoyScout.
All You Other Uo BoyScouts Are Just Imatating!
So Wont The Real UO BoyScout Please Stand Up
Please Stand Up Please Stand Up

Haha.

UO SuX

Theres A PK In All Of Us

Written By:
Me!

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