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Date Posted: 04:52:25 08/11/01 Sat
Author: Jesse Nitschke
Subject: my lake tahoe summertime dream

Archived By Jesse Nitschke

Author: mh
Your Summertime Dream: my lake tahoe summertime dream
Tue May 8, 2001 2:49 am
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i had a summertime dream that i was driving down the street in my new purple dodge prowler like nightman drives, and it turned out in my summertime dream I had been to tahoe gambling & had won the car, and in the back was about $25,000 dollars in nickels, cause I'd broke the bank in the nickel slots, and also there was a big check like pro bowlers get, with 1 million written on it.
Sitting beside me was jasmine bleeth, bwcause i had told her i was a rich perno millionare, and when i looked over at her she flashed me. I had also won an old 60's or 70's rock group, i think it was garry & the pacemaker or maybe the beau brummels, i dunno. They was sitting in the back with nickels in their laps, and they started singing me a song. Then yasmine bleeth put her hand on my crotch, and i was so happy i started to cry. the next thing I hit a telephone pole.
Apparently i didn't have a seatbelt on, and i woke up in the hospital all bandaged up. yasmine was sitting there, and told me my rock group had got killed, and i said how bout a handjob? Then the doctor came in & lifted up my sheet & i said what's that? He said, "i just saw that new movie with ace bigalow male gigalo, and it gave me an idea, so i give you a dogdick, choochi." Do yall think my beautiful summertime dream will ever come true?

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