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Date Posted: 13:19:22 04/04/00 Tue
Author: Liz
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 12.31.208.162
Subject: A few things for dogs to remember

I will not play tug-of-war with Mom's underwear when she's on the toilet.

The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying
under the coffee table.

I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.

I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.

I will not throw up in the car.

I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.

I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.

I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.

I will not wake Mom up by sticking my cold, wet nose up
her bottom end.

I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.

I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red
ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.

When in the car, I will not insist on having the window
rolled down when it's raining outside.

We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear
one on TV.

I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the
back yard with it.

The sofa is not a face towel. Neither is Mom's lap.

My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for
Mom's driver's license and car registration.

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Re: A few things for dogs to remember -- Anna, 17:41:32 04/04/00 Tue