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Date Posted: 00:51:54 11/19/02 Tue
Author: Damage INC.
Subject: Forgotton Fools...Looks to me like you been had...

(The Camera man is atDamage INC.'s locker room. He knocks on the door and Serina opens the door still looking a little banged up from her and tetra's match with The kongs)

Camera Man: I'm here for Tonight's Damage INC promo)

(She motions for him to come in)

(Ck and Xstatic are watching Aikman's promo)

CK: Whats this fools problem?...

(Xstatic shrugs his shoulders)

(The Camera man walks up to Damage INC and begins the promo)

CK: Listen Aikman...you think that you and thre other punks can stand up to the most dominating force this stable has to offer...We're 5 up on you...Then we got the Unified world champion Crusher...You have...A has been wrestler named Blade...A wanna be prison bitch named Deadcell, and then....Oh wait theres only the three of you...Check it bromo, you got to understand...Three on ten...Ten strong...You did stand good when you fags came from the back and interfeared in blade's beat down...But what the hell is goin through your mind...You talk shit like you and the two fag boys actually put fear on Damage INC...You boys ain't shit but cockroaches...You boys are a infestation, that can be exterminated...You come into this fed not knowing what your fuckin with...Come on down here...Talk about how you can be dangerous to Damage INC...Talk about how you want a title shot...Would that be hardcore title?...It seems theres been a large call for it...But that don't mean that you talk shit to me try to piss me off and think you get a shot at hardcore gold...It don't work like that...You need to understand Saunny boy...I hold gold for one reason...I earned it...I defeated the giant unsinkable ship known as Titanic, and pinned him for the one two three...Now you have succeded in doin one thing bitch boy...You did piss me off...You see I got a question for you...when a group of lions are feeding would you walk into the middle of them and poke one with a stick?...You might think thats fuckin crazy...Those god damn cats would tear you apart in 2.3....Thats what you just did...When you climbed into that ring and attacked Damage INC while we fed on the damage we gave Blade...You poked this lion...And now we're gonna tear you apart...

(The camera man focus's in on CK)

CK: So you succeded Saunny boy...You pissed of The Cottonmouth King...You stepped on my nerves, and now it's my turn to step on you...I'll see you soon, but it won't be for hardcore gold...It'll be for real, and when you least expect it...And as for blade....

(CK thinks back to blades promo and laughs)

CK: Blade you continue to talk down at Damage INC and say we ain't nothin one on one...Well I'll tell you what...How about a one on one with you and member from Damage INC...Or two...Or three...Hmmm...At the next saturday card...Little man, little J, and...C4...against blade, aikman, and deadcell...Sounds like a match made to damage...You boys can think all you want...Damage INC holds all the power, we hold the strength and we hold all the odds...Then after the PPV on the 27th I face The Fallen for his United States title...WHEN, I defeat the Fallen, when I detain the fall and Damage the United states champion, I will hold the second greatest title in this federation...Then who knows what Damage INC will bring into thier stable...

(The camera man focus's in on serina who is now behind CK...tetra must be with Amber in the next room where Serina came out of)

Serina: Tetra couldn't come out here seein how she didn't want to leave Amber alone and she can't be any where near Xstatic...But that ain't the issue right now, cuz I'm sure Xstatic has something in store for mike johnson's fake ass...

(Serina flashes a knowing smile)

Serina: But to get on with our match at Alcatraz...So far we got a handicape tag match....Three on two....bad odds...Listen this goes out to the unknown chicha who came out here and gave us a hand saturday with those overweight pig beasts...Listen girl...Tetra and I need help this saturday...We could almost handle it with those burly bendahos good enough, but now we got Julie simm's bitchy ass against us too...We need another hand if you'd be willing to come down and help us out...As you know, we got our hands full...And damn girl, I mean full...So think it over and get back at us some how before the PPV...

(Serina walks back into the room after a long sensual kiss from CK and left the others to finish the promo)

(The camera moves to Minion and Titanic who are at the bar talking about a simingly interesting double team move)

Minion: Hey check it...on the 27th at alcatraz II we got a TLC Tag Team Title match up with our boys Little Man and Little J and the former wash up champion James Jones with his boy toy Enigma...Now this could be fun, but me and Ti here have a little surprise instore for james Enigma and the hightimers...No offense Little J and Little Man...This is buisness....But facing the giants of the MCW, you need to understand...We won't be stopped...and we can't be dropped...

(Little Man walks up and the camera moves to him)

Little Man: So far we had few title defenses and I gotta tell you, it's abouth fuckin time we get some real challenges...And who better to get a shot at tag gold than the unsinkable ship and the emmovable object...Minion Ti...It's all buisness...

Little J: And as far as the 6 man tag against the 3 standing members of the Forgotton four...It's all good to me either way...But Dikewoman...You might have beat me saturday...Big fuckin woop...What you want a cookie?...You think your hard but you ain't shit...It was one match one time...You wanna walk around and act like your balls just turned into grape fruits...Then do what you want...You earned the right to talk shit...but what you ain't got straight is that you ain't shit in here...You beat me...good for you...But to think that after that you can get a hold of 2 wanna be's and think that you boys are untouchables...Well think again Saunny...Now Aikman...You say we ain't shit one on one...well you guys ain't threatenin us one on one...Your talkin shit and callin out everything Damage INC has...Now thats just stupid...You must be mentally handi-capped bitch boy...You been hit in the head way to many times...But just because you can say we ain't shit unless we got our boys don't mean nothin...I think the real question is...what you gonna do when Damage INC hits you...when your lying in the ring on your back praying that the pain will end...You'll know...And you'll wish you kept your faggety mouth shut...

(The camera moves to C4)

C4: mike...do you really want to bring back the cruiserweight devision?...Well to twell you the truth it sounds good to me...C4...the cruiser weight champion of the MCW...It has a ring...Now untill you do...I'm gonna do you all a favor...I'm gonna lose the pounds and I'm gonna climb into that ring and take that title bringin it the name it desearves...I know there ain't much of a run for it...But C4 and 2 boys from the old day WWS...Well it's all good to me...I got a match at the PPV against Thurman Skydive and The Unknown...Well all I got to say to that is...You two are the targets of the explosion...It don't matter why and it don't matter how I got in this match up, I will rule the cruiserweight devision...The count down is set...The detonation is on...I don't care how much pain I have to take...Give me everything you two have...But I warn you..Don't turn your back...Cuz theres a reason why they call me The Caged Crippler Chris Ceslar...Cuz I can take as much pain as you can dish out...But with the pain you give me, I can give you more...I was made to Cripple, and now I will show through you two why thats true...I've had enough losses in this federation...I think it's time I pull out all the stops...At the PPV...The Caged crippler will be released and you two are the target of the countdown...See you at Alcatraz...Boys

(The Camera man moves back to CK to rap up the Promo)

CK: Fallen...9 days, thats all you have untill your title is stripped from your lifeless body...UWA is the past Fallen...But I still am the only one that you can say that beat you one on one...Saturday I took advantage of a situation in my favor...You did it to James Jones when Enigma interfeared...Now I did it to you...Your about to take the fall from grace Fallen...I remember the UWA and what I did to you...Then I did it one on one, and now I can do just as much and just as Damageing...See you at Alcatraz...And make sure and do me one favor...Go home...to your Cemetary...Through your church and into the dirty as hole you sleep in...Get all depressed and gothic like...Then sit back...Light up a fatty and.....SMOKE A TOKE FOR THE GUY YOU CAN'T CHOKE!!!

(The camera man takes his que and left the Damage INC Locker room)

(Scene ENDS)

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