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Date Posted: 13:33:09 11/19/02 Tue
Author: WMA, wondering why this won't post on the Gold Board
Subject: WMA Italy

[A blue screen fades in over a black screen. Immediately a voice is heard.]

BRITISH VOICE OVER: I actually thought that my clients were going to wait a while to see exactly what would happen in MCW over a course of a week. May I say that I am just as disappointed as my clients. The talent in this promotion, wait a bloody minute, there is no bloody talent!! Though I’ll admit that I haven’t seen any real wrestling action here, I can tell just by looks of things that the wrestling abilities of these competitors are just as retched as their boring sketches you see oh so often on MCW Television. Talent is not the word I would use to describe the mess the lurks in the filth of MCW locker rooms, no, I’d rather use the words: _BELOW AVERAGE._ Do you fools really think you know talent? (pauses) Really? Well, take a quick shot of this…

[yellow letters appear in the middle of the screen reading:]

T H E W A R M A C H I N E A R M Y

[the letters dissolve and it quickly cuts to a clip of MATTY DEE standing to his feet as a masked wrestler, bleeding profusely, gets slowly to his feet. Matty then executes a shuffle sidekick, placing his blue and yellow, size thirteen wrestling (cowboy) boot under his chin, knocking him unconscious. It then cuts to a shot of Matty dee blasting through a curtain and walking down a long ramp on his way to the ring with his flashy blue and gold tasseled robe shining in the spotlight. The next clip is of Matty dee, in his long blue and yellow swirled tights, whipping a jobber into the ring ropes. The opponent slings back and Matty shoots him up in the air for a possible pancake. Suddenly, out of no where, THE DAN ANDERSON flies across the screen and clotheslines the jobber in mid air. Then, the two stand together and look at the camera standing on the ring apron while fans all through out the arena are shown booing, and flipping of the War Machines. It cuts back to The Dan and Matty standing in the ring laughing at all of the fans. The screen then fades back to blue. A voice speaks again.]

BRITISH V/O: That right there is an international wrecking force. The War Machines, an entity of great power, two mortal Gods that have completely dominated the international wrestling circuit. The 1999 Tag Team International Tournament of Kings Champions. (pauses) I presume the next thing going through all of your pea brains is the classic rebuttal, “So What?” Well, doubt me, and please go on and doubt the War Machines as well. I think that the MCW as a whole is extremely fortunate to only have Matty dee coming in wrestling in singles competition. The other brute you saw in those video clips, _THE_ Dan Anderson, he will be acting as Matty dee’s executive consultant. Anderson is in charge of Matty’s training and business transactions. Both men act in the same for their company, NATIONAL FLARE INDUSTRIES, an international multi-million dollar success. I too work for that same company. (pauses) Well I have nothing further to say, I think I shall throw this to the men this whole production is all about. I am talking about the War Machine Army, and I do believe they are somewhere special today.

[the screen fades to black, white letters appear on the bottom right of the screen reading:]

NATIONAL FLARE OFFICES
Rome, Italy
Daytime

[it fades into the front of a reflective glass, thirty story building, in the middle of Rome’s busy streets. It cuts to the inside of the building, secretaries in skimpy business suits walking around dropping papers and picking them up. Businessmen talking on their cell phones passing by as if they were in the biggest hurries of their lives. The camera continues down a mahogany hallway, panning to the right facing a set of double doors. The doors open revealing a large oval shaped office. The back wall of the office is a sheet of glass looking out on all of Italy. A desk sits in front of it, a chair is turned facing out towards the city. The camera comes closer until it gets right in front of the desk. A voice is heard from the chair:]

VOICE: Ha ha ha…yes, ha ha, yes, yes…I know this is defiantly a fact…Would I lie to you?!…Oh yeah, it’s almost all in the bank once again!…I told you that Matty and The Dan went back over to the states and are wrestling in some Midwest, midsouth, supreme, heritage, um, er, something of that nature. You know how all of those American promotions do it…Exactly, I am so glad that I moved out of the states and over here once I got the chance. Money, wrestling, _EVIL_, anything is possible in Europe!…What’s that?…All in good _TIME_ my friend, all in good _TIME._ I’ll talk to you later, I’ve got some business to take care of, three thirty three, TYHME out.

[the sound of a phone shutting is heard. The chair then spins around revealing an Italian man wearing a black dress shirt and a silver tie. He rubs his black goatee and then makes sure his spiked black hair is okay. The man adjusts his glasses and then starts to make obvious evil faces at the camera.]

(end of part 1)

JUSTEN TYHME: Justen _TYHME_ here. You may have heard of me before, some of you may not have had the _TYHME._ That’s perfectly fine with me. I am the CEO of THE FIRM, a financial stockpiling branch of National Flare Industries. I am also a former Queen’s Crown Champion, and holder of many titles in Europe. Wrestling in America is not for me. Too much drama, too many aspiring actors and actresses, that’s not wrestling. I am a fighter, I like to make people bleed for real. And to be honest I haven’t seen any good wrestling come out of the United States in years, that is, with the exception of my business partners soon on their way to this MCW. I sat down and made the _TYHME_ to call the states and look for some work for my boys. All of this came about over dinner on the French Riviera with my business associates. They said they wanted to get back in the ring, well, actually one of them said that he wanted back in the ring. The other one said he’d act as a consultant, there you go. I knew that the combination of these two men are quick and easy piles of Benjamins. In no time the deal was done. And now MCW, now it’s time to face the music, and may I add that if the WAR MACHINES were classified under music, they would be considered very loud music, music that hurts you on the inside and out. Because in the ring, that is pretty much what they do. Boys? (looks up)

(end of Part 1)

[the camera pans back as MATTY DEE, wearing a 1979 KISS Dynasty replica t-shirt, and THE DAN ANDERSON, wearing a Ralph Lauren forest green turtleneck, both appear standing in front of Justen Tyhme’s desk.]

=MATTY DEE= (looking ridiculously angry) Heard enough talk yet? Have you morons _HEARD_ enough gossip yet?! Has anyone told that the two men standing in front of you are going to take out the trash in this promotion?!?! No? Well, if you have heard anything of that nature it just goes to show you’re an IDIOT! Why? Because we haven’t said that we’re taking out the trash yet, we have just said that we were going to expose everyone for their true roles in the MCW. And that role is accepting and coming to the reality that MATTY DEE IS BETTER THAN YOU. (looks to his left at The Dan)

The DAN ANDERSON: You could not have said that more better and more angrier than you just said that.

=Md= It’s because I am angry!! AAAH!!!

The DA: This man beside me is dangerous MCW, this man dangerous to your families, your pets, you cars, your money, and even your rice pudding. Matty dee doesn’t lose, he’s takes everything you got and then throws it right back in your face when you know that it’s too late, you have just been beaten by a War Machine. I only act as a helping hand, I keep this man in shape, I keep this man on the right path, I make sure that when Matty wakes up in the morning, he knows he’s the greatest World’s Champion ever.

=Md= Ever.

The DA: Ever. The people all over the eastern hemisphere like to call Matty _CHAMPAGNE._ Why? Because that’s what you can compare him to. Matty’s perfume going to the ring, and a deadly poison leaving the ring that just took the career of another poor fool that challenged him.

=Md= And that is a correct analogy. The only thing I have to disagree on is the fact that The Dan just mentioned me getting challenged. I don’t get “challenged” Deuce, you should know that. Wrestlers are in fear of the Matty simply for that fact that I can not be stopped. I am two hundred and forty pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal!!

The DA: Yeah daddy.

=Md= I have no cares for any kind of gold in MCW. All I care about is going through every single man on that roster, slicing their heads open, and then pinning them. If there is gold involved, then it’s another trophy to add to my case. See, most wrestlers in this business want to be on top, and then they want to stay there forever. I came to the realization a while ago that I was on top, and that I will _ALWAYS_ be on the top of my game in my mind. You morons don’t know how to deal with a man that has an invicible spirit and charisma that you only read about in comic books.

The DA: CHA-risma.

TYHME: This is man is unstoppable.

=Md= Take it from these men, they know, believe me. The MCW is another planet to destroy. The War Machine Army will soon set their camp and plan their ultimate attack on the heart of the MCW. The driving force behind it, and once the heart has been destroyed, burned, and then eaten by the War Machines, then we’ll find something even worse to do. Why?

The DA: Because no good guy, baby face on this Earth can stop our evil and vile treachery?

TYHME: Or because we don’t have _TYHME_ for any fiddle faddle?

=Md= Though both of your answers are true, the reasoning behind all of the evil and plundering is for the fact that we are the s#!t. I know that is such a cliché way of saying things, but it’s the simplest form of describing how truly evil and terrible we are. I mean, I don’t think these people know about Osaka in ’93 when I took that hacksaw to the head of Japanese female wrestling champion, Busaka Tits.

The DA: Or when I stabbed the great French tag team wrestler Vas Defrens?

TYHME: I don’t know you two, I think the most diabolical scheme you two pulled was the nail gun incident against that Afghan tag team, what were they called? Oh yeah the Super Flying Ragheads!

[both Matty and The Dan chuckle.]

=Md= My, my. We are a mean bunch. But seriously guys, we’re getting off the subject. I am going to close by saying this. I am not ready to step in the ring and fight some goof in front of dozens of fans. I want to see some real wrestling talent before I make any kind of signature on the bottom of a contract. Keep that in mind all of you executive committee members in the MCW. I will tell you now that you _CAN’T_ tell me what I can and can’t do. You can punish me, fine me, I don’t care. Nothing and no one can stop the War Machine Army.,,

The WAR MACHINES and TYHME: (in a classic evil pose) _NOTHING._

[the screen fades to black and then fades in to the blue screen. Yellow letters appear in the center reading:]

THE WAR MACHINE ARMY:
Mwa ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa!

[the letters dissolve as the screen fades to black.]

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