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Date Posted: 03:28:44 11/13/02 Wed
Author: Little J
Subject: I just saw it all...Dikeman should be in the HOF for that one

(Little J is in the parking lot...Where Aikman left the two injured fans of Damage INC)

(Little J walks past them and notices a camera man come up to him with a female reporter from MCW)

Reporter: Little J...Aikman just took out two of your fans with a quick assult named toward you...What are your thoughts on this?

(Little J looks at the Reporter for a moment and then to the fans lying on the ground...He then flips the Tag title over to his shoulder and looks back to the reporter)

Little J: What the hell am I supose to think...Aikman comes out here and continueally degrades me...But that don't bother me...What bothers me is that I went from a match with Enigma a well known to a jobber like Aikman...Thats a giant leep to the bottom for good old Little J...But I don't dicriminate against the new comers...You can come on in here Dawn Dikewoman...I mean Saun...Sorry that other name suits you a lot better...I think you should change it...Maybe that'll jump you to the top...hey maybe even one day you might find another fairy just like you and you could try and take the Tag gold from the Hightimers...

(Little J thought about it for a few moments...)

Little J: Hey you can dream can't you?....But hey check it saunny boy...You can do what you want...Beat down my fans...talk your balls off about my momma...Asuming you have them seein how you stooped to attacking some fans...Hell you can even call me little dick...I've been known as Little J for over 4 years now...And you think I ain't never heard Little Dick before...Like I said grow the fuck up and get someting origonal...I mean talkin in the third person...god damn thats plaid out...

(He does the old school cough hidden word as he says within his cough "Rock"

Little J:...But seriously...If you want me you got me saturday...But don't get yourself himmed up in somethin your monkey suckin ass can't handle...Oh yeah and I heard in your last promo that you called me a fat peice of shit...Well sorry to burst your faggetty ann dreams but I am 6 foot nothin and weighing 195 lbs of pure muscle...Well maybe not pure but still it's there...Oh yeah I saw you comein down to the ring and givin a little rap...aww that was cute...But check this out richie bitch...

(Little J looks back to the fans behind him)

You can take the fans and you can beat them down
You can act like your hard as you step in my town
Jumpin around talkin like you a mother fuckin queer
That bullshit you spittin ain't what I'm tryin hear
So pick up the phone and hit the damn dial
And stop takin tips from vinilla Ice on how to free style
This Shit gets wild as I hit the scene
Talkin my own shit after I puffed on some sticky green
So keep on yellin about how you want some fame
But you ain't never gonna top how I got my name
I may be called little J, and hell it may be true
No one can be like your moms and don't try to lie cuz the bitch is bigger than you
So keep runnin your mouth and spittin your shit like you mean
Me & Little man will do you like your girlfriend and give you the double team
You think thats harsh but right now it's only words I hit
But saturday it's your bitch ass turn to get your head split


(The fans are up in the middle of Little J's ryme and they start cheering him on...Then Little J looked back and a smile found his face...He actually has real fans...In UWA he never thought he had any...He was too buisy doin damage INC things to think about it...but oh well it happens...he realized he's happy where he is and if the fans wanna keep up on the cheers...thats all good for him)

Little J: You guys alright....

Guy 2: Yeah...just a little banged up...

(guy 1 is holding his forhead which is bleeding real bad...And guy 2 has his head split open from the car window)

Guy 1: we got it Little J...

Little J: How old are you boys?...

(They didn't look to him like they were much older than 14)

Guy 1: 16...

Guy 2: 17...

Little J: Damn thats some harsh shit...

(Little J turns back to the camera just as an ambulance drives up...He decides to continue his promo walking away from the kids as a cop car pulls up...He ain't got no criminal warrents or nothin, but god damn he hates cops)

(The reporter and the camera man follow Little J and as he stops a good distance away (Behind a building several yards away) the reporter decides to continue the interview)

Reporter: So little J...What do you think about that?

Little J: Well my first question is what the hell was two teenagers doin back in the parking lot of a bar?...Well that ain't all up to me on that...But my next question is to Dikewoman...You feel big and bad bitch boy...You beat down some kids...and why?...Cuz they had Damage INC shirts...Well saunny boy, thats fucked up...but hey whatever you need to do to feel better about you...But I think you need to realize, your steppin into the ring with someone you don't wanna fuck with...but whats the since in warning you...All it's gonna do is piss you off and make you beat down some more of my fans...Whats next, you gonna beat down an old lady cuz she has a Damage INC shirt...You gonna do your little reverse Jack hammer to a 10 year old kid if he's playin with my action figure...Speeking of which thats hittin shelfs december 15th just in time for Christmas ("self promoting add")...But for real Saunny boy, your kindda fucked in the head...Sounds to me like you been skull fucked so many times one of them mushroom heads got in your ear and put a dint in your brain...But to get back to our subject...You got me in a tables from hell match...Get ready cuz It's hightime....you get those thoughts about hittin the top of the charts outta your fuckin head, and start thinkin about somethin safer to beat...like your fuckin johnson...or your boy toys, it don't matter to me and to tell you the truth I don't really wanna think about you and what you might do to a grown man...Your talk is tall, and your walk looks a bit faggish...but like I said I ain't gonna discriminate...I've had to face worse before...This is just another Jobber match to me...Cuz all you are is a wanna be who wants to be a wanna be...But you'll see what I'm talkin about this weekend bitch boy...See you in the ring...It's time to get hard core...and It's hightime this hightimer takes his leep into the higher ranks...Cuz to tell you the truth these fuckin jobbers are already pissin me off...

(A police officer is heading toward the camera man and the reporter to ask them what they new about the accident)

(The reporter turns to see the cop walking toward her and the camera man keeps his focus on little J)

(Little J saw the officer and he turns down the corner after seeing the cop comeing toward the Reporter)

Cop: I need to ask you a few questions about what happened to these to kids?

Reporter: why are they pressing charges?

Cop....yeah and I would like to ask you if you...turn that camera off!...

(Just as the cop said that the camera man turned the camera off and the screen went to static)

(Scene Ends)

OOC: who ever did my promo please don't write it again...I got my own back...Just don't have that much time to do it these days...But now I got myself on some what of a track...I can handle it...Oh yeah XstaticIf you do use Little J, Little man or Minion (Those are my guys) in any of your Promo's please don't have them say anything...I'm sure that goes for CK and serina too...Also Mike...if your readin this I think Ck sent you my singles stats for Little J and Little Man but if not I will be resending them to you tonight...Or this morning...Which everone it might be...Well catch you guys later...Peace

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