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Date Posted: Sun, Sep 16 2007, 1:24:50
Author: Bob Hollis-Brown
Subject: ABOUT AS EXCITING AS KITCHEN FOIL!!!

Christ and Jiminy bleedin' Cricket! Where's this site gone? Where are the funny writers now? Have they all died, or what? They may as well have, cos readin' most recent postings is about as edifying as lobbing chip oil in yer barnet and committing harikari with a sausage on a stick!!!
Bring back Live Aid, that's what I say!!!

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[> Re: ABOUT AS EXCITING AS KITCHEN FOIL!!! -- Hattie Carrol Jaques, Fri, Oct 26 2007, 16:25:33

I think kitchen foil is very exciting.

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[> [> Re: ABOUT AS EXCITING AS KITCHEN FOIL!!! -- Delia, Tue, Nov 06 2007, 16:37:35

>I think kitchen foil is very exciting.

Me too. There are so many wonderful things you can do with it. Here are just a few examples...


Make an extra-large salad bowl
You've invited half the neighbourhood over for dinner, but don't have a bowl big enough to toss that much salad. Don't panic. Just line the kitchen sink with aluminium foil and toss away!

Catch ice-cream cone drips
Keep youngsters from making a mess of their clothes or your house by wrapping the bottom of an ice-cream cone (or a wedge of water-melon) with a piece of aluminium foil before handing it to them. Children with dental fillings shouldn’t try this however.


Toast your own cheese sandwich
Next time you pack for a trip, include a couple of cheese sandwiches wrapped in aluminium foil. That way if you check into a hotel after the kitchen has closed, you won't have to resort to the cold, overpriced snacks in the mini-bar. Instead, use the hotel-room iron to press both sides of the wrapped sandwich and you'll have a tasty hot snack.

I also find cling film highly invigorating by the way.

Yours,

Delia.

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[> [> [> Re: ABOUT AS EXCITING AS KITCHEN FOIL!!! -- Hattie Carrol Jaques, Mon, Nov 12 2007, 10:39:44

Delia
They are marvellous suggestions,kitchen foil is so versatile. I know- I was Miss BacoFoil in 1963.

My favourite is The Tin Foil Indoor Firework. Simply wrap a sheet of kitchen foil around the heating element of an electric fire, pour on a little parafin. Stand back and switch on!
It's wonderful!

I quite like greaseproof paper, too.
Best wishes

Hattie

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[> [> [> [> Re: ABOUT AS EXCITING AS KITCHEN FOIL!!! -- Anthony Hudson-Rivers, Mon, Nov 26 2007, 22:41:56

How I hate pedantic pissants!
If you actually feel there's some great bonus in life to be had from kitchen foil, you must be a fundamentally sad and malcontented nicompoop.
I have lived a full, rich and exciting life, but, out of all my exciting experiences, cannot recall a SINGLE BLEEDIN' INCIDENT involving kitchen foil. Okay, so that's just the way it goes, I hear you say, but surely there's more to it than that. Example: I loved Bruce Willis's most recent film, DIE HARD 2 - it was full of cunning stunts and non-stop action and excitement. But when I rented (from my friendly local video shop) the 1989 Willis film KITCHEN FOIL FOIBLES(CBS Fox), purely on the basis of its starring the balding heart-throb, well... all I can say is, I made it through fifteen minutes and I just had to switch it off. WHAT A BORING LOAD OF KAK!!! Bruce plays a man who has an obsession with kitchen foil - "with hilarious consequences", the video sleeve assured me - but what those consequences were, I do not know, as I'd stopped watching way before. If Willis had made any further KITCHEN FOIL films, I imagine he'd be flogging second-hand DVDs on a market stall by now. What horseshit. Mind you, there was one rather humorous co-incidence concerning the Willis film. Co-starring as a Mafia boss with receding hair was CSI co-star Paul GuilFOYLE. The bizarre similarity between the final syllable of this fine actor's surname, and the title and theme of the film in which he was appearing, raised a mirthsome titter from me as I prepared for my nightly auto-erotic session with a roll of kitchen cling-film.

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