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Date Posted: 19:33:36 02/05/00 Sat
Author: Dwayne Spivey
Subject: what men want

Yes, as a man, I will take it upon myself to explain what I feeel I, and all men are looking for- Because of the way men have grown up, idolizing huge, testosterone-filled behemouths(sp?) and action heroes in the movies, I have come to see that what men truly need is an understanding partner.....I know that sounds muddled, but let me explain:
You see, men are insecure about their sexuality, so to compensate, we have sex with midgets and farm animals, and then brag to our freinds about it......when in reality, we need someone with more character than a simple farm animal.....something like a monkey or a koala bear usually makes a better life partner (and by FAR a MUCH better sexual partner). I only wish that I would've known that 12 years ago, before I went out with all those midgets that liked anal fisting.....now my butthole is ever so stretched out. Eh.....I suppose I should stop writing, my fucking monkey is bitching at me again,"You never clean the house with me!!, you never pick the lice off my back like you used to!!".......fucking nag nag nag!! BITCH, I'M COMING!!!!!

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