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Date Posted: 14:08:57 04/01/00 Sat
Author: Cyric Logan
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 212.43.170.139
Subject: Thanks for the week off!

(Everybodies hero CYRIC LOGAN is chilling at home. he is sporting the infamous BETTER THAN GOD T-Shirt, and a FUTURE RULZ ball cap, he is sifting through the kagillions of letters he recieves every week, as he notices the crew he flashes his crooked smirk)

LOGAN: Well in just twenty four sweet hours, the new ERA in the NACW begins! The FUTURE looks like a shoe in and lets face it that is the way it should be! Now Typhoid Mary it seems like the FUTURE can already look past your no-talent ass towards the man that tries like heel to steal my gimmick, steal my angle and steal my heat!! Well BRA---VO!

(Logan golf claps)

LOGAN: You got yourself the poeples Championship belt, and lets see....WOWSERS a whole ten minutes after I unveil the only title in the business that matters the BETTER THAN YOU BELT! Ok! Great so you made a litte name for yourself, you carved yourself a little niche outta the FUTURE's FORTUNE!! But sunshine the one thing that the FUTURE ain't gonna do for you...can anyone guess? Thats right Dynamo..I ain't putting you over!! You see the FUTURE is the most charismatic, technically skilled, dynamic, innovative and CUTEST man in the sport...HMMMMMMM....

(Logan pauses to think)

LOGAN: As a matter of fact I think I can go so far as to say I am the WHOLE FU****G SHOW! It doesn't and hinestly can't get any better than the CUTTING EDGE! So Johhny Dynamite, you think you got a ggod thing coming? I beg to differ, because once you climb into MY ring, and stare the FUTURE in the eye you will realize that the MERCHANDISE DON'T LIE...and I am in fact BETTER THAN YOU and BETTER THAN GOD! So lets just stamp on the fuse before the big explosion shall we! By the wau Johnny Boy, whats next? You gonna start talking like a certain no talent chump up in that Conneticut based fed? Tell you what the BULL ain't gonna cut it here big man! The FUTURE is the new ERA of NACW, the FUTURE equals all that is great in the sport, the FUTURE is the CUTTING EDGE in WRESTLING TECNOLOGY, and as the world knows I am the EPITOME of EVOLUTION! So Typhoid, Dynamite? Why not take some advice let well enough alone, because the FUTURE is here for the long haul so you better learn to be like the rest of the world, and worship the new MESSIAH in sports entertainment! NACW the FUTURE is here, the FUTURE is now, the FUTURE is BETTER THAN GOD and the FUTURE IS THE WHOLE FU****G SHOW!

(screen fades to black as Logan storms out of the picture)

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