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Date Posted: 16:46:51 03/18/00 Sat
Author: The Icon Jay Danell with Tiffany
Author Host/IP: slo-ts1-h1-130-190.ispmodems.net / 216.224.130.190
Subject: Fat Ass Tony

A camera cuts to the entrance of Magic Mountain in Southern California.The Icon Jay Danell is with Tiffany holding hands in line.They pay the attendent 40 Dollors and walk through the gates.The Cameraman and Mickey Lynch quickley pull out 40 Bucks a stumble through the gates trying To Find Jay and Tiffany.They find them in line to go on Colloses and Mickey pisses off a bunch people trying to cut in line.But Jay signs some autographs and the people calm down and let them through.They are about half in line for the ride and mickey starts to talk.

Mickey Lynch-"Welcome to the NaCw wrestling federation Jay Danell!

The Icon Jay Danell-Well id like to say that my time has come to dominate this fed and become the world champ so my fans will have something to cheer about.You Mickey if it wasnt for the fans i wouldnt be here and nobody would even you Mickey thats why i work hard day in and day out To Impress and Entertain MY FANS.I am the Icon Jay Danell,that means im and Icon to them,A leader,a role model,a second father,im everything you want your idol to be and so if my fans want me to dominate a fed,i will and i have listen and heard the fans and they want me to dominate this fed and so thats what the icon will Do!

(they are now close to the ride.The icon continues to walk and talk with Mickey and the camera man)

Mickey Lynch-Well Jay you have your first match on Mayhem against Fat Tony.What are your thoughts on the match?

The Icon Jay Danell-Please Mickey? I know you havent seen me in action but think about it do you have to be that great to beat a guy named FAT TONY?i mean come on what the hell kind of role model is named Fat Tony?Your suppose to be a leader out here witha 6 foot 9, 900 pound piece of fat ass?Im not fighting fat tony,Im fighting FAT ASS TONY WITH I WILL INILATE.i will beat his ass so hard that i will be better then jenny craig i will knock off 100 pounds in one night.Maybee in one punch caus the icon is a Genetic Freak that is 100 pure muscle and athletic Talent.So tony you come down to the ring with the meat sauce all over your face and i will take car off the rest,ONE danell ddt and you wont wake up for a week,maybee then you can lose some damn weight!(just then a little boy comes up and ask for an autograph)There you go kid!

Mickey Lynch-Well any last words Icon?

Tiffany-I have some last words!Fat tony my man is goin to destroy you so you just be ready to get your ass kicked and my man will do the rest!

The Icon Jay Danell-FOR I AM THE MAN,THE MYTH,THE ICON FOR I HAVE SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(icon and tiffany get on the ride as mickey lynch and the camera man walk away)

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