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Date Posted: 10:29:31 03/20/00 Mon
Author: Brad Culver
Author Host/IP: tacks-isdn.mailbox.co.uk / 195.82.118.80
Subject: Dear Typhoid

Chemical smile by Everclear plays on the PA system the crowd goes wild and get to their feet screaming and chanting and yelling Brad's name! The Brad runs out and the applause get louder!

Brad: You excepted my match did you. Good. Well then I'm happy, only one thing in your trash can really interested me though. The Lighter fluid. So, know that we've made it hardcore and we've made it a barbed wire match, how 'bout a hardcore, barbed wire, fire match! You think your scary!?! Wait till you see me in Pyromaniac stage! You will be covered in gasoline, stuck onto the barbed wire and lit on fire! You say you�d better not take your clothes off because I might get over excited!?! The only reasons someone would become excited at seeing you naked would be if that person was:
One: Crazy
or
Two: Or got you confused with someone who looks like you, actually the person is a lot more standable than you. Perhaps you know him? Marilyn Manson? You think I�m going to wet my bed tonight in fright of you and your scary cement block? I think it�s you who�ll be wetting things tonight, because I think it�s just about that time of the month again. Ooh, your bringing a baseball bat! I think I�ll just run away in fear.

Brad reaches underneath the ring apron and pulls out a crow bar.

Brad; Of course your pansy weapon will do a lot compared to my little old beauty here. Oh yeah by the way, mine made of steal, for a little extra kick when it hits your head. When you pick up your 2x4 I�ll just break it over your head and make you eat the pieces. And as for your surprises, they may as well be birthday cakes, �cause were I�m gonna stick um it won�t matter what they�re made of. And if I loose the title to you, it won�t be an embarrassment because,
One: I�ll just be free to get the hardcore title
and
Two: I know that the World title belt will end up in my hands no matter if you take it or not.
Oh yeah! I almost forgot! Your always calling me stupid and ignorant. Two things to say to you.
One: you don�t have the belt!

The crowd start chanting: Mary, Mary, quite contrary.
Brad Hold out a piece of paper with writing on it.

Brad:
Two: I don�t see you holding a Graduates degree!

Brad then turns and leaves the ring to the sound of the crowd cheering for him, and Everclear playing over the PA system.

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