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Date Posted: 14:58:43 03/22/00 Wed
Author: Cyric Logan
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 212.43.170.133
Subject: BETTER THAN YOU

(Everybodies hero The FUTURE Cyric Logan is sitting in a backstage area going through Typhoid Mary's promo...he begins to chuckle as she calls out the FUTURE, but then that chuckle disappears as the NHP promo comes on screen. Typically Logan shrugs and flashes huis million dollar smirk into the camera)

LOGAN: Egotistical? Conceited? Me? I don't think so, and my kagillions of fanatics don't think so either! Come on guys we all know merchandise don't lie and when mine states the obvious everyone in the back lets it get right up there nose! It isn't just a slogan its a fact...The FUTURE IS Better than you, and the FUTURE IS BETTER THAN GOD! Now we have this primped up priss in a skirt calling down the FUTURE?! ERRR...YEAH...OK! Typhoid Mary to quote Stallone Your the disease and I'm the cure!! hey that works on so many levels doesn't it? Gte it Typhoid, disease? Oh just forget it! Now you think you're really freaky, and scary and stuff, ok...fine. But just let me tell you I ain't Culver and I ain't about to underestimate you...on the other hand of course there is absolutely no chance that you are going to get by the most marketable man in the history of history, nor can your wrestling skills match those of the CUTTING EDGE, and lets just face facts shall we, after the NHP jump on the LOGAN band wagon and try to earn some CHEAP HEAT by attempting to de-rail the fastest rising rookie star in the sport! Ok you did it...(Logan golf claps) BRA-------VO! You double teamed and waffled the FUTURE to get into the Cruiser Weight Final...but just like MARY-Kins pay back is a bitch. But you know I ain't bitter, hell I shoulda done it myself, but I'm not about to forget the NHP's little stunt, and NHP better watch their six form now on!! Oh man how GI JOE did that sound?!?

(Logan rewinds the video he has been watching and replays Typhoid Mary...once again he chuckles)

LOGAN: mary I gotta hand it to you, you beat a paper champion and the first thing you do is challenge perhaps the only an capable of taking your title away from you! But it's not about the title...NO you see I already got one check this out!! it is sure to become the most hotly contested belt in the NACW! Ladies and gentlemen, and even the hacks in the NACW The FUTURE is proud to unveil the newest and bestest Title in the NACW......drum roll please!!!

(The crew begin to try to make a drum roll sound as Logan reaches behind him and pulls a case out, he reaches into the case and as he opens it a golden light fills the room, LOGAN reverentially pulls out a gleaming new belt, on the front piece is the smirking visage of LOGAN and just above the image are the words: BETTER THAN, beneath the image is the word YOU)

LOGAN: Thats right kiddies its the OFFICIAL BETTER THAN YOU TITLE, and seeing as there really is only one man worthy of this title I accept it on behalf of the entire NACW roster! Now MARY, see you are putting your belt on the line because I am the real deal here in LOGAN-TOPIA, but YOU are not even remotely worthy of a title shot at the BETTER THAN YOU Champion so unfortunately all my kagillions of fans don't get to witness my first title defense....YET! Mary, we all knkwo you are gonna come out with some weird-ass promo's and on behalf of the english speaking world...PLEASE DON'T! I mean we know you are a little bit of a sadist but come on putting us through another one of your whiny interviews could be considered cruel and unusual punishment! On the other hand being the most charismatic athlete in the world people are just begging for more and more LOGAN, and lets look at the facts, when the FUTURE graces the plebes with is presence the ratings sky rocket, sponsorship booms, and the world is generally a happy place!! NACW Prez COOKER The FUTURE is the NACW and with out the FUTURE the NACW is just another fed!! COOKER, remember the FUTURE owns you, the NACW and by unfortunate default,the roster as well!! Can't have it all I guess!! Mary keep on ramblin' because this Sunday the FUTURE becomes a double belt winner as he proves that the BETTER THAN YOU belt eclipses all others in this backwater fed!! REMEMBER kiddies the FUTURE loves you, and its time that the FUTURE gets his due! so why not send contributions to the FUTURE RULZ campaign, remeber to ask your parents permisiion before raiding your piggy banks....On second thoughs you know where DADDY KEEPS his wallet, it'll be our little secret! Kepp on loving me, because the FUTURE cannot, will not, shall not be stopped, and you better believe the FUTURE ain't just BETTER THAN YOU, he's BETTER THAN GOD...after all the title proves it!

(the screen fades to balck with Logan posing with the new BETTER THAN YOU belt)

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